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20 March 2019 - 11:40pm

Thread for all fun related stuff...stand up comedy, pics, stories...

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hi
because life is serious enough i thought it is time for a thread for all the funny stuff
around no matter what kind it is...stand up comedy, pics, stories...

i will start with one of my favourite stand up comedian ....louis c.k.

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24 September 2020 - 6:07pm
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It is a great and funny performance in Spice Girls 🙂

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28 September 2020 - 1:37am
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All I can think about watching that is the pain they must feel in their calf muscles! 😨 😂

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3 October 2020 - 8:40am
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prison dilemma

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ice cream dilemma

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Forgotten figures.

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12 October 2020 - 1:41am
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😂 Now that is what I call a quality dad joke! What about Top Marx, his genius brother? Or Stretch Marx, his less attractive sister?

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15 October 2020 - 6:23pm
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2020 has been hard on all of us.

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15 October 2020 - 11:15pm
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😂 Indeed it has.

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A rare-book collector met a guy who said he had just
thrown out a very old Bible that he had found in his attic.
"Somebody named Gutenberg had printed it," the man explained.

"Gutenberg!" gasped the collector, "You've just thrown
away one of the most valuable books every printed. One copy
recently sold at auction for over $4 million!"

"My copy wouldn't have brought a dime", said the guy
still unmoved. "Some guy named Martin Luther scribbled
notes all over it. Who would buy a book like that?"

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21 October 2020 - 4:02pm
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Haha, that's a good one!

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I present to you... Stall Bro

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Meanwhile in Serbia...

Ha-ha...you won't believe how often this is happening in our geographical latitude mate...almost caught a word or two from the guy..😉

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Here's an inspirational fitness video for those of you who need to work out at home.

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I present to you... Stall Bro

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An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with
a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's
house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"

"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

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I present to you... Stall Bro

"This is the closest I've ever been to an angel."- God I'd love to be as high as that guy, sitting in the stall and having candy passed to you. That's gotta be the greatest feeling for him.

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11 November 2020 - 4:25am
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I was watching some videos of all the stupid answers people give on game shows. This one takes the cake...

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A gerbil? Is that really what just came out of her mouth? 😀
Good to pick up a new word, "gerbil" 🙂

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I hope that you could find this video a fun for the weekend 🙂

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The realist calls it like it is.

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Tis the season, folks!

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this doesn't even need a parody because it is one in the
first place anyway...!

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Oh man, taking me back to highschool vomvom. Those old music videos were funny back in the day. 😂

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stay healthy !!

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2 January 2021 - 12:26am
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Ugh... seeing that poster is enough to make you stay at home indoors!

I saw the movie a while ago. Its ok I guess but he's just recycling the same old jokes we've all seen before.

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Ugh... seeing that poster is enough to make you stay at home indoors!

I saw the movie a while ago. Its ok I guess but he's just recycling the same old jokes we've all seen before.

oh i have not even noticed that there is a new movie out. i saw only 2
of sacha baron cohen's movies..."borat".. his first movie which i really
liked and "the dictator" which was also very funny !
there was a tv show with him that I would have liked to see, but unfortunately i
couldn't find it anywhere. It was called: who is america

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I used to watch him years ago on Da Ali G Show which wasn't on here in Australia so my friend used to download the episodes and share them around. We were telling some guys we worked with about it one day and how funny it was, and one of them says "oh yeah last night I went to a bar with some friends and met this friend of a friend was over from the UK who was telling us about this tv show that he's in." Funny, it was Cohen but no-one here knew who he was then.

I haven't seen the Dictator or Who is America though.

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There are no words...

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this is great

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BBC: Turkey: 'Missing' man joins search party looking for himself

A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party for hours before realising he was the person they were looking for, local media reports.

Beyhan Mutlu had been drinking with friends on Tuesday when he wandered into a forest in Bursa province.

When he failed to return, his wife and friends alerted local authorities and a search party was sent out.

Mr Mutlu, 50, then stumbled across the search party and decided to join them, NTV reported.

But when members of the search party began calling out his name, he replied: "I am here."

He was taken aside by one of the rescuer workers to give a statement.

"Don't punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me," he reportedly told them.

Police then drove Mr Mutlu home. It is not clear if he was given a fine.

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HAHAHHA I saw that last week and died laughing.

How about another one from the GOAT of online videos?

What is that???

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Oh man. I can't believe I clicked that link.

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