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Thread for all fun related stuff...stand up comedy, pics, stories...

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because life is serious enough i thought it is time for a thread for all the funny stuff
around no matter what kind it is...stand up comedy, pics, stories...

i will start with one of my favourite stand up comedian ....louis c.k.

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28 November 2019 - 5:57am
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Lmao hahaha drunk guys challenging eachother to sword fights, I wonder who decides who the winner is each fight, or how they can even tell what happens at all lol

Has to be a males gay bar, I'm not judging, I'm just saying lol

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28 November 2019 - 7:11am
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Yeah it gives a whole new meaning to sword fights 😂

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28 November 2019 - 3:14pm
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I'm just going to leave this one right here and say no more...

come on Ed don't be so homophobic😂😂

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28 November 2019 - 5:22pm
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I'm just going to leave this one right here and say no more...

Maybe the selfie world has had enough bathroom pics with only females. This is their way to force guys closer except it'll be there buddys snapping pictures for leverage if the need should come up lmao
I for one say keep all those bathroom posed pictures coming ladies 😍😍

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28 November 2019 - 5:25pm
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I just had to do it, I couldnt help myself lol

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28 November 2019 - 8:42pm
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Wow..this thread becoming more and more brutal...😉 Well done perverts...I mean colleagues...I mean guys😂😂😂

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Has to be a males gay bar,..

So here's the question...how the hell Ed took that photo then..🤔😉😀😂😂

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28 November 2019 - 8:47pm
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Maybe the selfie world has had enough bathroom pics with only females. This is their way to force guys closer except it'll be there buddys snapping pictures for leverage if the need should come up lmao
I for one say keep all those bathroom posed pictures coming ladies 😍😍

Wow...Don't know even what to say...so no comment...but that's just a great occasion to use the emoji...finally...💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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29 November 2019 - 12:03am
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Aside from the danger of dropping your phone down the toilet....these pics are yet another reason why phones should NOT be taken into the bathroom!!

Can't believe it's taken you so long to use the poo emoji sharpe! 😂

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Aside from the danger of dropping your phone down the toilet....these pics are yet another reason why phones should NOT be taken into the bathroom!!

I think it happen to me just once..😉...luckily I didn't have to dig too deep in the toilet to find my phone..💩💩💩..and it even working properly since then..should I say even....better...!?😂😂

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Can't believe it's taken you so long to use the poo emoji sharpe! 😂

Yeah...I was desperate klaw..🙁💩..it took it so long to find a reason to use it...but now the phone-toilet team you flip it..😉...just gave me another one...I'm back in the game..thanks😉😛

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This one I know Ed will especially enjoy.

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This one I know Ed will especially enjoy.

yeah that's a good one

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12 December 2019 - 4:35am
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haha 😂

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12 December 2019 - 2:44pm
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Wished a Happy Birthday to my friend with this one today...she liked it a lot😉

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12 December 2019 - 3:16pm
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The same guys - live, they definitely having fun...😀

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12 December 2019 - 6:03pm
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haha 😂

hey Ed is this this the realy old episode in which the aliens kidnap cartman
and implant some kind of antenna...that comes out of his butt later😂😂 ??

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I'm not sure actually, it has been years since I watched it. I remember that part because my friends and I used to make fun of that line in Aliens when I was a kid so it was funny seeing them do it on South Park too.

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Did anyone else see this story?

'Penis fish' wash up on Californian beach by the thousands after storm disturbs sand burrow

Apparently they are a delicacy in Korea and are nicknamed something that translates to "dog's dick".

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The dude who made the glitter bomb prank for package thieves called "porch pirates" is back with an improved version this year.

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17 December 2019 - 8:51am
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The guy's definitely creative...improved fart spray...nice😂😂😂

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Did anyone else see this story?

'Penis fish' wash up on Californian beach by the thousands after storm disturbs sand burrow

Apparently they are a delicacy in Korea and are nicknamed something that translates to "dog's dick".

I just can't hold my self...we should probably ask coolsongss abou it...Lol...I'd rather die starving than eating that...worm...🤮...the shape is just a bonus I guess😛

Would of lost some money if I've had to put a bet of what's that exactly😉

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Yeah man they are gross. Did you see the photo of the beach absolutely covered in them? It was a beach full of dicks and the seagulls were in there snacking on the fat ones. They live under the sand but some big waves and weather eroded the beach and revealed them all. I'm never digging to make a sand castle again! 😂

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Merry Christmas!

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Aw geez man... did you have to post one of your selfie videos here?

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Yeah man they are gross. Did you see the photo of the beach absolutely covered in them? It was a beach full of dicks and the seagulls were in there snacking on the fat ones. They live under the sand but some big waves and weather eroded the beach and revealed them all.

Yeah, I saw that beach Ed, my foot will never step there...hopefully😨

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Here is a good one for you guys lol

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Netflix employee placing video pictures in the menu definitely messed up big time here lol

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Netflix employee placing video pictures in the menu definitely messed up big time here lol

Ha-ha-ha...if that's not a huge gaffe I don't know what would be then...😂😂😂

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29 December 2019 - 11:19pm
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Love the new Bambi. Now its time for them to pay... dearly. 😂 Ba-dum tishhhhh

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With coronavirus spreading everywhere, this one made me smile.

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Now when most of the Europe is under quarantine (don't know how is it in the rest of the world) you probably have to listen what the experts have to say😉

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