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20 March 2019 - 11:40pm

Thread for all fun related stuff...stand up comedy, pics, stories...

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because life is serious enough i thought it is time for a thread for all the funny stuff
around no matter what kind it is...stand up comedy, pics, stories...

i will start with one of my favourite stand up comedian ....louis c.k.

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21 March 2019 - 12:00am
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star wars nerds will love that

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21 March 2019 - 1:40am
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i just love little britain...it is one of my favourite comedy shows

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21 March 2019 - 6:15am
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trumpshit...what else ?

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21 March 2019 - 2:44pm
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Good idea for a thread!

I think this is one of my favorite comedy bits of all time. Makes me giggle each time I hear it.

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21 March 2019 - 2:55pm
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one of my best friends has some kind of fetish for unusual pets
he got almost any kind of unusual animal in his life...that you can imagine
snakes birds any kind of insect reptiles a caiman crocodile
fishes...2 bats lived in his bathroom for 3 years...dogs etc.
this are his african giant snails he got at the moment
they are about 10 inches tall...and growing

aren't this lovely parents

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21 March 2019 - 11:53pm
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I'm loving this thread already. Those snails look like something out of a 50s movie involving a nuclear accident.

Here's one of my personal favourites... people giving stupid answers on game shows. Watch for the "turkey... turkey... turkey" answer! lol lol lol

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I'm loving this thread already. Those snails look like something out of a 50s movie involving a nuclear accident.

Here's one of my personal favourites... people giving stupid answers on game shows. Watch for the "turkey... turkey... turkey" answer! lol lol lol

Hahahaha that was great.

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22 March 2019 - 5:59am
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hahaha thanks guys...a funny start ! i am the machine....he is the machine... lol lol

cl-ed the funniest answer for me: fish love and naked grandma

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I'm loving this thread already. Those snails look like something out of a 50s movie involving a nuclear accident.

this snails are realy beautiful and bizarre creatures...at this size right in front of your eyes ...
they look like some friendly aliens

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22 March 2019 - 6:04am
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I don't know I don't know lol

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24 March 2019 - 1:40pm
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her is a other one from louis ck: my neighbor george

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24 March 2019 - 1:42pm
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and some more trumpshit...what else ?

dumb and dumber on their way to vegas

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24 March 2019 - 1:58pm
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ok to all the ladys out there this is realy only a cliche joke but i have to
post it because it is so funny....

the words under the picture say : computer game for women...

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25 March 2019 - 1:59am
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oh come on gamblers...is that everything you got ?
give me somthing to laugh about...

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25 March 2019 - 4:14am
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This is what my lunchtimes in Australia are like...

RUN DANIEL RUN BRO!

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25 March 2019 - 5:21am
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thx that was great....the funniest thing is the fact that they don't care about this monster which is jumping out of the river ...they only care about their catch...hahaha...crazy australians

oh when i think about living in australia...it would not be a relaxing thing to me...
i mean...you got all the dangerous and toxic animals i can imagine...you got them all
snakes, crocodiles, white sharks and the sweet box jellyfish
i swear you... could not go into the water with all this monsters in my head
i am quite happy that the dangerous animal that you can meet here is the pitbull terrier
from that strange dude around the corner

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This an awesome idea vomvom12, that first one with Louis CK had me busting a gut laughing , sitting in my living room with nobody else around lol, I definitely needed that one haha thanks.

Although the cat I'm very certain was not amused by my long laughing session. He looked like he was seriously debating if taking a swipe at me with his claws were worth it lol

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Crap, I find myself cleaning the bathroom and everything in it more often than anyone else. But I do come home to a delicious home cooked meal every night, without fail.

That last bit was true, but just in case Stacey ever reads the first bit lol sorry love xo

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25 March 2019 - 5:47am
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This an awesome idea vomvom12, that first one with Louis CK had me busting a gut laughing , sitting in my living room with nobody else around lol, I definitely needed that one haha thanks.

thx louis is the best if you like the first one then watch the second one whis louis "my neighbor george"
that is even better

it is so annoying that i can't share any german stand up stuff with you guys....we got some damned
funny comedians her

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Spiders. You forgot about the spiders. We have some real deadly ones here.

This one is not even venomous...

I'm not sure this belongs in the funnies thread though! lol

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I think I may have shared this one before, but I always get a kick out of it lol

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Hopefully this is the right one

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Spiders. You forgot about the spiders. We have some real deadly ones here.
This one is not even venomous...
I'm not sure this belongs in the funnies thread though! lol

oh wow so large are the dogs over here
sure i forgot the funnelweb spider
but that dog that you called spider is incredible

even my friend with the snails never got a spider that large

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I think I may have shared this one before, but I always get a kick out of it lol

no i have never see this one befor ...and for the first 2 hadbangers balls i thought
it was a real football match...two shoots in his face right in a row....unlikely but possible
anyway...a loud oh no for the second one from me as well

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no i have never see this one befor ...and for the first 2 hadbangers balls i thought
it was a real football match...two shoots in his face right in a row....unlikely but possible
anyway...a loud oh no for the second one from me as well

Haha that's what I thought the first time I watched this one, I remember thinking holy **** twice right in the face, this guy is crazy lol

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25 March 2019 - 11:16am
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i shooted this pic yesterday in my hood...
damned forrest knows nearly everybody

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i hate herry potter it is so annoying....
but this fits like a fist on the eye

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I like this video...Hahaha

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This makes me chuckle Joking
Why chameleons don't play poker

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A Michael McIntyre classic - people with kids don't know. It's just hilarious!

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dave chappelle : 3am In the ghetto

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