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22 August 2013 - 3:30pm

100 Years Old and All I Want For My Birthday is........(R-Rated! LMAO!)

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This woman's poor children and grandchildren are trying to get her to cooperate and say something "TV worthy," but grandma will NOT cooperate, haha!

http://newsone.com/2632189/grandmother-reporter-birthday-dick/

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26 August 2013 - 5:24am
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Geez she has to be senile!

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28 August 2013 - 3:09am
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hope777 wrote:

This woman's poor children and grandchildren are trying to get her to cooperate and say something "TV worthy," but grandma will NOT cooperate, haha!

http://newsone.com/2632189/grandmother-reporter-birthday-dick/

Still LMAO!

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28 August 2013 - 4:42am
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omg this was epic! well at least there is hope in those ages lol

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28 August 2013 - 3:02pm
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Hahah what a wonderful woman, the interviewer had great laugh also. That woman is funny Smile.

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30 August 2013 - 11:39pm
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I think the interviewer was a little embarrassed. Gma says exactly what she thinks doesn't she?

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31 August 2013 - 12:24am
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The reporter was definitely uncomfortable, lol!

I love when the granddaughter says, "Grandma, you didn't teach us about dick, you taught us how to be kind to others, etc." or something like that, but Grandma has a one-track mind without a doubt. lmbo!

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31 August 2013 - 5:04am
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hey now she has lived a long life and taught her family now she wants what she wants lol

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31 August 2013 - 4:15pm
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hey now she has lived a long life and taught her family now she wants what she wants lol

LOL! Smile

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1 September 2013 - 1:51am
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I think someone should have given her that dick and shoved it in her mouth so she would shut up! Devil I can't believe a 100 year old woman is horny. I think she is either senile like CL-Ed said or she's just doing it for the laughs. My mom is in her 80's and says some dirty stuff, but I think it's just to make everyone laugh. She has never said anything quite like this 100 year old woman though.

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1 September 2013 - 4:10pm
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I do think she thought she was being funny and wanted to "shock," and I also think she succeeded. My SIL once told my mom at her age she can say whatever she wants. I told my SIL, WHY did you tell her that? lol Maybe this woman also thinks she can say whatever she wants, and that 100 years old she has earned the right. lol

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2 September 2013 - 3:26am
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That could be true. My mom says stuff just "falls out of her mouth" before she has time to rationalize it. She has said some shockers, but I think mainly she was telling the truth about what she was thinking. (my mom)

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2 September 2013 - 7:15pm
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lmao omg good lucky nice mouth comment lol! but hey i do have to give it to her....i can only hope as a male my stuff still works at 100 and itsnt waving the white flag and screaming nomore! lol

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28 September 2013 - 10:37am
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....that i live 50 more jears and if i die then that i die when i sleep without any pains or hurts

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29 September 2013 - 2:53am
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lmao omg good lucky nice mouth comment lol! but hey i do have to give it to her....i can only hope as a male my stuff still works at 100 and itsnt waving the white flag and screaming nomore! lol

hahaha, I hope all your "stuff" works when you are 100 too.

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