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28 February 2013 - 5:24am

Alpahbetical Stupid Rhyming Thread (game)

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We have a couple of wannabe poets here, so I thought it would be fun to start our own stupid rhyming thread. I say stupid, because the stupider they are, the more fun they are.

Your rhyme should be four lines long, ALL lines must start with the current letter of the alphabet that is being played. For example, if the letter p is being played, it would look like this.

Paul once had a cat
Patted it on his lap
Put it on the floor
Past it ran, out the door.

Ok, who will start with the letter A?

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28 February 2013 - 7:46pm
#1

A new game! Yay, fun. Smile

Anna ate apples one day
And her stomach hurt, I must say
Apples are bad in excess
Anna was in serious distress

Is that goofy enough? lol!

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1 March 2013 - 12:25am
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That was a good one Hope.

Barry ate a bear
By the lake he did stare
Beginning to feel an ache
By his stomach crawled a snake.

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1 March 2013 - 1:24am
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lol! Well I am not a poet. Yours is scary. lol

Candy is good and sweet
Chocolate is a favorite to eat
Cuz I eat way too much every day
Come over please and take it all away!

Lol! Smile ( I almost forgot to start each line with a "C" and I had to go back and revise, lol)

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1 March 2013 - 12:22pm
#4

That is funny Hope about my scary post.

Donald is not a duck, he is my brother
Dude was made by my father and mother
Dogs don't like him and neither do I
Don't let him punch you in the eye!

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1 March 2013 - 5:55pm
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Too funny and silly, LM! lol

Egbert is a handsome man
Even if he has no tan
Every day he sits in the sun
Except with too much sunscreen, hun

Lol!, that is so stupid. Wink Tongue

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3 March 2013 - 7:53am
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That was good Hope. At least yours made sense.

Freeda is a playful dog
Finding friends in a hog
Following every ball thrown
Funny when she makes it her own.

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3 March 2013 - 6:51pm
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Cute one, lol!

Gabby talks non stop to me
Girls, her name fits her to a tee
Give her a sock to make her stop
Gaining some silence to hear a pin drop

Had trouble with those Gs, lol!

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3 March 2013 - 10:44pm
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Hattie is a hog
Has to rest on a log
Hears when owner calls her for food
Happily eats, always in the mood.

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4 March 2013 - 2:27am
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Good one, LuckyMe! Smile

Ima eats too much candy
If you like it, you might think it dandy
I'll eat it all day long
I think it will make me strong

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4 March 2013 - 8:05am
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You are good at this Hope!

Jenny types a lot each day.
Joining in the chat for play.
Juggling many chores to do
Jenny has time to talk to you.

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4 March 2013 - 6:13pm
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Lol, not really. But it is fun and silly, like US! Wink Tongue

Yours is a fun one! lol! Perfect that you got letter J. haha!

Kim is a lazy bum every day
Keeps her computer only to play
Kings cannot compete with her at all
Kooky Kim wants to only have a ball

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5 March 2013 - 3:19am
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haha, love it

Linda loves to lick lions
Likely she may be dying
Liver is full of disease
Lastly may she be at ease.

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5 March 2013 - 4:28am
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Licking lions sounds scary (or brave, lol)

Mandy loves to kiss boys
Miss M treats them like her toys
Mending their hearts is not easy
Making the boys very queasy

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6 March 2013 - 6:54am
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Now I type these words
Notice they are for nerds
Not to confuse them as true
Now I'm going to glue.

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6 March 2013 - 5:51pm
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Don;t super glue your fingers together like I did a few weeks back, lol!

Our mother is kind of funny
Often she calls us honey
Other moms may do the same
Or maybe mine is to blame

(Believe me, I know that does not make sense, lol!)

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7 March 2013 - 3:08am
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People are sometimes good or bad
Pickles are the last thing I had
Pick a friend who is good to you
Pause to say to them, thank you.

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7 March 2013 - 4:47am
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Queen Ann has a lot of fun
Quirky and funny, I tell ya hon!
Quips about her hair in a bun
Quiets no one when too fast they run

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13 March 2013 - 5:45am
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Roosters like to crow all day
Running back and forth, every way
Reaching for some chicken feed
Removing each seed indeed.

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13 March 2013 - 4:59pm
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Sister Susie is sassy
Some say she is classy
She dresses up fine
And drinks lots of wine

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15 March 2013 - 12:58am
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Tina is the name of a dog
To everyone she seems like a hog
Traveling fast to see what she can eat
Torturing those who step on her feet.

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15 March 2013 - 1:48am
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Cute and good one!

Umpires are strict, it seems.
Yelling those calls to the teams.
They must make the right call
Or there could be a big brawl

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16 March 2013 - 1:46am
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Cute and good one!

Umpires are strict, it seems.
Yelling those calls to the teams.
They must make the right call
Or there could be a big brawl

The first word in each sentence needs to begin with the same letter. Smile Love the poem though.

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16 March 2013 - 1:48am
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While Hope does U, I will start the letter V.

Virginia is the name of someone I know.
Visiting with her is sometimes a little slow.
Vanishing in and out of doors
Verifying she can walk on all fours.

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16 March 2013 - 5:47pm
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I almost did that before and caught myself, lol! This time, I obviously did not. lmao! Sorry about that. I will be back. Smile

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Umpires are strict, it seems.
Unheard of calls to the teams.
Unless they make the right call
Understand there could be a big brawl

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16 March 2013 - 5:51pm
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Willy likes to stay in bed
Why? He says it is his head
When it hurts he cries
While he really tries

(That is awful, lol!)

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17 March 2013 - 9:33am
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SKipping X.

Yolanda is a pretty girl
You should see her hurl
Yes it's nasty, that is true
Yesterday she did it too.

hahaha really bad

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22 May 2013 - 12:41am
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Zippy Zebra likes to play
Zipping zippers every day
Zoos for him have lots of hay
Zingers make him laugh and play

Lol! That is the best I could do

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22 May 2013 - 3:39am
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Amanda is really a pig
When she walks she zigs
She is really pretty though
Her personality is so so.

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22 May 2013 - 3:42am
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Amanda is really a pig
When she walks she zigs
She is really pretty though
Her personality is so so.

You did the same thing I did with the letter "U" Jenny. lol You are supposed to start each sentence with A, remember? It has been a while.. Great rhyme, though! Wink Smile

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