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This game starts at 1000 points. Each time a male posts in this thread, he will subtract 1 point from the total. Each time a female posts to this thread, she will add 1 point to the total. If the men get to 0 before the women get to 2000 they win. If the women get to 2000 before the men get to 0 then the women win.

I think we've already won this one Hope! 🙂

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20 October 2012 - 5:18pm
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Posting number 1061 for the awesome WOMEN of Casino Listings. Go, girls! 😉

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22 October 2012 - 1:01am
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I am hoping this is ascending and I am posting 1062 for us 👧 ies!!! We are 😎

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22 October 2012 - 3:25am
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I am hoping this is ascending and I am posting 1062 for us 👧 ies!!! We are 😎

You are correct on all counts, LW!

Here are the instructions from page one that LuckyMe posted:

This game starts at 1000 points. Each time a male posts in this thread, he will subtract 1 point from the total. Each time a female posts to this thread, she will add 1 point to the total. If the men get to 0 before the women get to 2000 they win. If the women get to 2000 before the men get to 0 then the women win.

So, women add, and men subtract, but we think we have already won! 🙂 😜

Post number 1063 and going STRONG, women of CL! 😉 🙂

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22 October 2012 - 8:05pm
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Post number 1064. We are way ahead now. Doubt if they will catch up now or even try. 🙂

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24 October 2012 - 10:46am
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I am posting 1065...still along ways to go CL-Ladies. lets try to do this by the end of 2012!!!!! 🙂

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Man joke of the day for post number 1066 by the women of CL. I like the idea of a GOAL by the end of 2012, LW! 🙂

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

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24 October 2012 - 7:04pm
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This was on my list of "man jokes" that I read (very loudly) at the campground that night, lol:

Why do men name their penises?

Because they want to be on a first name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.

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25 October 2012 - 2:37am
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1068 if I'm counting for HOpe. Funny joke up there Hope. I will have to see if I can find some too.

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27 October 2012 - 10:50am
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Those are both cute jokes....1069 for the 👧 . Do the 👦 s even participate?

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Those are both cute jokes....1069 for the 👧 . Do the 👦 s even participate?

So far this is a one-sided game, LW. Either they don't know or they don't care. lol They don't know what they are missing in here. haha 😉

This is 1070 for the beautiful women of Casino Listings! 🙂

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28 October 2012 - 5:10am
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1071 I don't think they care. It's just a thread with something to do. lol

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Man jokes for post number 1072:

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Those two were also on the printed list I had that night at the campground, lol It is my payback for all blonde jokes, haha! 😉 😜 (All in good fun, of course)

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29 October 2012 - 11:34am
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I have heard sooo many blonde jokes throughout my lifetime but can't recall any....the guys @ work would always leave them for me on my desk 🙂

post 1073 for the ladies!!!!

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29 October 2012 - 3:29pm
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1074 for the women!

What attracts you to a man?

The first thing for me, at a distance, is height. I like tall guys.

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29 October 2012 - 11:48pm
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I have heard sooo many blonde jokes throughout my lifetime but can't recall any....the guys @ work would always leave them for me on my desk 🙂

post 1073 for the ladies!!!!

I can remember a few, and this one is my favorite:

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes at a four-way stop. lol

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1074 for the women!

What attracts you to a man?

The first thing for me, at a distance, is height. I like tall guys.

Well, my youngest son fits that category, but sorry, he is too young for you. lol J/K!!! But I do always tell him I can find him easily in a room.....IF he is standing up.

I really like EYES. Window to the soul and all that good stuff. 😉

Post number 1075 for us awesome CL WOMEN! 🙂 😎 🍷 🌹 👧

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30 October 2012 - 4:13am
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I like eyes too, blue eyes. Post 1076. Your son is young enough to be my son....lol.

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I like tall, with blue eyes and they must have nice teeth!!!! 😍 then sense of humor. My son is tall as well 6' 4" and a nice farm-boy build.

Post 1077 for the ladies 🌹

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Nice teeth are great too LW. Like the farm boy build too. Manners are a plus.

1078 for the women.

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Sensitivity (hard to find) is a great trait as well..........1079 for the gals 🙂 the guys are definitely 😴 on this one!!!!

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Sense of humor is a MUST for me. I don't like someone who takes himself and everything else too seriously.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 🚬 🍺 😀

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1081 for the women. I like a guy with a sense of humor, but I also like one who is not silly all the time. Sensitivity is very hard to find too. I also like a man who remembers my birthday, anniversary, or just because.

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I like men who have patience also. The women are ahead at 1082 points!

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Girls at 1083. I also like men to be independent and have their own stuff to do.

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Women at 1084. Good point above LW. I think time away from each other is good.

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Me too LM, then you have things to talk about instead of the weather. The weather was my ex-husband's favorite subject...got pretty boring after awhile even though we lived in MI and it changes hour to hour 😂
Post 1085 for the queens of CL.

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1086. I get bored easily going to the same places and doing the same things. Ohio weather changes hourly too I think.

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Yes boredom can be a relationship breaker...1087 for the ladies

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I like a man with oodles of money. That is my only requirement now. lmao! Post number 1088 for the fine women of CL!

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Hope that is naughty 😂 but I agree they do need to have a little bit of a wallet. I am not in the mood to be the care-taker, provider any longer.
Post 1089!!!!