Males vs. Females

1031 and yet men are sometimes so naive on what we're talking about here..

Or they just don't care, Ubetcha. OR maybe they think they have even a chance to catch up, but they do not, with a little help from all of us girlfriends! 😉

We are the winners, no doubt at 1033 and counting. 😜

🥳 🤑 🌹 🍷 🥳 Nope. No contest at 1035 and counting. We will win, win, win!

we are the CL's vivacious women...1036 on the pot, girl more power to us!! mhoa!!

Ubetcha wrote:

we are the CL's vivacious women...1036 on the pot, girl more power to us!! mhoa!!

Lol, yes we are, Ubetcha; I have ot agree! lol

1037 and still counting and counting and counting............. 😉 😜

1039 for us ladies....still no men in sight. its a cinch.

Thank you for your help, luckywalker! We appreciate that! Another woman joins as the men continue to ignore, lol.

Now we are up to 1040 without a man in sight! 😉 😜

What do we have that men don't have.. besides cleaning their balls? 😲 😀 (the commercial, as noted..lol)

1042 and still going strong for the ladies.. 😜

Loling @ both of you silly women! You both make me laugh. Unlike the men. Who are not here. lol

So we are 1043 and still going strong.

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
Or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, or don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
To have these two boobs and to squat when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
Or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
Then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks,
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.

I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

Post number 1045. Proudly posted by "hopesalive." lmao! 😉 😜

There is one by men about women, but I am not going to be FAIR and post that one. If a MAN dares to enter this thread, I figure it is HIS job to post the man vs. woman poem. lol I used to have an entire page of "man jokes" that I would use against those who told "blonde" jokes. I was reading them out loud one night when BF and friends and I were camping, and we were all laughing. The next morning, a woman in the tent next to our motor home saw me in the bathroom and asked if I was the one reading those jokes. Said her and her BF were listening from their tent and laughing their butts off. lol That was way too funny. I was a bit embarrassed that I had been talking that loud. haha!

Glad you liked it. Post number 1047 by yours truly (a woman, of course!)!

Haha! Yeah, I didn't think about that, lol. 😉

So now we are up to 1049 without a man in sight, so this is another thread that will never end at least until the WOMEN finally WIN! 🙂 Women = WINNERS! 🙂

My number 1051th contribution of the men vs. women thread:

Men Are Like...
... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Hope you enjoyed! 🙂

Ha! Can't all of us WOMEN relate to some of those, lol.

We are going strong with 105 for the women. No competition from the MEN (they must be on Mars, lol)

In a year or two, lol. What if we get to ALMOST the end and the men decide to start posting. Just like a typical man. haha! J/K of course. 😉

Now we are up to 1055 and we are still WINNING! 🙂

I was going to have this be my 1057th contribution to this thread:

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.

Lol!

But I will also play along. I also HATE that spitting in public thing.

Add to that: "adjusting things" in public. haha! 😉

This is the last call for "men".. anyone cares? wohoo.. 1059 for the CL women and keep going 👧 🥳 ....!!