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3 June 2012 - 11:08am

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This game starts at 1000 points. Each time a male posts in this thread, he will subtract 1 point from the total. Each time a female posts to this thread, she will add 1 point to the total. If the men get to 0 before the women get to 2000 they win. If the women get to 2000 before the men get to 0 then the women win.

I think we've already won this one Hope! 🙂

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12 August 2012 - 4:10pm
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1031 and yet men are sometimes so naive on what we're talking about here..

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12 August 2012 - 5:37pm
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1032 and up, up, up we go.......to the top. Women are the winners!

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13 August 2012 - 1:59am
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Or they just don't care, Ubetcha. OR maybe they think they have even a chance to catch up, but they do not, with a little help from all of us girlfriends! 😉

We are the winners, no doubt at 1033 and counting. 😜

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13 August 2012 - 10:56pm
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1034 for the women. Yay us! This is no contest even.

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18 August 2012 - 9:11pm
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🥳 🤑 🌹 🍷 🥳 Nope. No contest at 1035 and counting. We will win, win, win!

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21 August 2012 - 4:55am
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we are the CL's vivacious women...1036 on the pot, girl more power to us!! mhoa!!

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21 August 2012 - 1:30pm
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Ubetcha wrote:

we are the CL's vivacious women...1036 on the pot, girl more power to us!! mhoa!!

Lol, yes we are, Ubetcha; I have ot agree! lol

1037 and still counting and counting and counting............. 😉 😜

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22 August 2012 - 6:56am
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I can't believe I'm here posting at this time of the morning just so we can beat the men! 1038 and counting!

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25 August 2012 - 8:34am
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1039 for us ladies....still no men in sight. its a cinch.

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25 August 2012 - 5:13pm
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Thank you for your help, luckywalker! We appreciate that! Another woman joins as the men continue to ignore, lol.

Now we are up to 1040 without a man in sight! 😉 😜

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28 August 2012 - 2:51am
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They just know they don't have a chance of winning . 1041 for the women! I wonder if there are more women gamblers than men gamblers.

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31 August 2012 - 1:18pm
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What do we have that men don't have.. besides cleaning their balls? 😲 😀 (the commercial, as noted..lol)

1042 and still going strong for the ladies.. 😜

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1 September 2012 - 2:08am
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Loling @ both of you silly women! You both make me laugh. Unlike the men. Who are not here. lol

So we are 1043 and still going strong.

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1 September 2012 - 3:00am
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Nope 1044 for the women. This may take us years to finish! Did I say 2000? What was I thinking?

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3 September 2012 - 7:11pm
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I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
Or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, or don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
To have these two boobs and to squat when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
Or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
Then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks,
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.

I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

Post number 1045. Proudly posted by "hopesalive." lmao! 😉 😜

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3 September 2012 - 7:20pm
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hahaha........read this to boyfriend...........glad I'm a woman too......post 1046

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3 September 2012 - 7:26pm
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There is one by men about women, but I am not going to be FAIR and post that one. If a MAN dares to enter this thread, I figure it is HIS job to post the man vs. woman poem. lol I used to have an entire page of "man jokes" that I would use against those who told "blonde" jokes. I was reading them out loud one night when BF and friends and I were camping, and we were all laughing. The next morning, a woman in the tent next to our motor home saw me in the bathroom and asked if I was the one reading those jokes. Said her and her BF were listening from their tent and laughing their butts off. lol That was way too funny. I was a bit embarrassed that I had been talking that loud. haha!

Glad you liked it. Post number 1047 by yours truly (a woman, of course!)!

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4 September 2012 - 12:50am
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That is funny that you were providing entertainment for your neighbors, but didn't even realize it. Wonder what else they overheard? hahaha 1048 for the women.

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6 September 2012 - 1:20am
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Haha! Yeah, I didn't think about that, lol. 😉

So now we are up to 1049 without a man in sight, so this is another thread that will never end at least until the WOMEN finally WIN! 🙂 Women = WINNERS! 🙂

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6 September 2012 - 5:38am
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Yay girls! We are on a roll. I don't think they could catch up now even if they tried. We are ahead by 50 posts. 1050 for the women.

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My number 1051th contribution of the men vs. women thread:

Men Are Like...
... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Hope you enjoyed! 🙂

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10 September 2012 - 1:53am
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Hope, I can relate to a few of those. I am post 1052 for the women.

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12 September 2012 - 7:27pm
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Ha! Can't all of us WOMEN relate to some of those, lol.

We are going strong with 105 for the women. No competition from the MEN (they must be on Mars, lol)

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12 September 2012 - 10:18pm
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1054 for the women. Maybe in a year or two, we will hit the number of points to win!

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13 September 2012 - 6:24pm
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In a year or two, lol. What if we get to ALMOST the end and the men decide to start posting. Just like a typical man. haha! J/K of course. 😉

Now we are up to 1055 and we are still WINNING! 🙂

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15 September 2012 - 12:19am
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Naw........they've already made it clear that they have no interest in this thread. We have already won. 1056

We could add some things we would like men to do.......to make the thread more interesting for us.

I would like men to not spit in public. If they do have to spit in public, can they wait until I pass so I don't have to see it ? Yuk

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I was going to have this be my 1057th contribution to this thread:

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.

Lol!

But I will also play along. I also HATE that spitting in public thing.

Add to that: "adjusting things" in public. haha! 😉

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The "adjusting things" was my next comment. I guess I could also say what I like about men. I like it when a man holds open a door for me. I get that a lot in my home state, but here guys will let it hit you in the face, they don't care, barbarians!

1058 for the women

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17 October 2012 - 5:34am
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This is the last call for "men".. anyone cares? wohoo.. 1059 for the CL women and keep going 👧 🥳 ....!!

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1060 for the women. We are on a roll. Come on girls.