Spelling Bee

hope777 wrote:

She is very irritating while driving. 🙂

I ocassionally will half myself a peice of chesecake, becuz I luv sweats. (lol)

I occasionally will have myself a piece of cheesecake, becaue I love sweets.
(I am getting the giggles reading these.)

My further said he wonted too goe shoting on Thurday.

hope777 wrote:

My grandaughter liks pinapple upsid dawn cake and vanila kokes.

Oh my these are funny. At least I'm getting some laughter out of them.

My granddaughter (I usually have to think how to spell this one) likes pineapple upside down cake and vanilla cokes.

Witch weigh overt yonnder did those peopul goe?

hope777 wrote:

Which way over yonder did those people go? (funny one, too! lol)

The bos reccommended that workers acomodate there custumers bye remaning comitted.
BTW, here is how you spell the longest word in the English language: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Wow, what does that word mean? I thought the longest word was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious....and I am not sure of the spelling at all.

The boss recommended that workers accommodate their customers by remaining committed.

My last job had a test where we had to proofread words and numbers.

Da men had too leaf his job sew he cud take a brake to go two the bafroom.

hope777 wrote:

I have always wanted to proofread manuscripts or first copy books for a living. I find typos and mistakes in books all the time! I just seem to have an eye for them.

Here it more about the longest word:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I think Mary Poppins made up the other one, lol, so it might not be a real word. 😉

The man had to leave his job so he could take a break to go to the bathroom. (bafroom is cracking me up. How old am I? lolol!)

I half too acknowelege there nice manicewred lawn taks in abundence of wirk.

Maybe being a proofreader will be one of your next jobs

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I have to acknowledge their nice manicured lawn takes an abundance of work.

Littel wamen tale menny things aboute dere storys lifes.

stavrinho wrote:

I'm still just writting smthing and there will be lot of mistake.

I'm still writing something and there will be lots of mistakes. (I feel like I'm missing a mistake)

My byfiend sed hee wuz gunna goe too da story.

hope777 wrote:

My boyfriend said he was going to go to the store.

I ated blak likorish with develled egs fer brakefast.

Lol, I can hear you talking like this right now. These sentences always make me laugh.

I ate black licorice (yuk) with deviled eggs for breakfast.

Tomaytoes and cuckumber ae goode fer ya helth.

hope777 wrote:

Tomatoes and cucumbers are good for your health.

Misquitoze ates potatos wif sewer creem.

lol, sewer creem..........yuk

Misquitos ate potatoes with sour cream.

The chikens struteed out bye the barn to gut sum fude.

hope777 wrote:

The rhinoseris fot wit da brakiasaurus and the trysarahtops and the tyrannnoasauris Rickz. (tee hee)

The rhinoceros fought with the Brachiosaurus and the Triceratops and the Tyrannosaurus Rex. (Wow, I had to look up two of those to spell correctly.) Who knew playing on a casino website would improve my spelling.

Altazamuth mounte is a too-axis mounte used to suport and rotate an instrument in too comon perppendicular axis, vertical (altitude) and horizontal (azimuth).

salivan_genius wrote:

the rhinoceros fought with the brakiasaurus and the trysarahtops and the tyrannosaurus Rickz . Wheuuu , what a challenge. I still think I'm not correct

I already did that one above so check it there. 🙂 Then try to fix my last sentence. 👧

hope777 wrote:

Hahaha! I guess I was asking for it, LuckyMe. Too funny! LMBO!

Altazamuth mounte is a too-axis mounte used to suport and rotate an instrument in too comon perppendicular axis, vertical (altitude) and horizontal (azimuth).

Altazimuth mount is a two-axis mount used to support and rotate an instrument in two common perpendicular axes, vertical (altitude) and horizontal (azimuth).

I am not sure about "axes" as the plural for "axis," or if I have the rest correct, so grade my sentence, LM! 😉

The boyz in da hod ate blew popcycles whil ating leomns end lymes.

The first was plural (axes) per article but the rest is correct.

The boys in the hood blew popsicles while eating lemons and limes. Not sure about the popsicle one..........🤷

She bee comin roun da montain wen she come, she bee comin roun da mountain wen she comes.........

hope777 wrote:

Aha! Thank you. 🙂

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes, she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes..... (LOL, funny one)

Petre Pipper piked a pack of pikelled peepers, a pike of pikelled peepers Petre Pipper piked. hahaha!

My mom used to sing that song to us when we were kids.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. Wowza. How were they already pickled? I thought that was done after they were picked.

Mesy Marge madde sum tomotoe paste frum betwen her tose. haha