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That would be great Hope. You only have about 4 more hours and it will be Tuesday. 🙂
My lemon is that I'm hungry and nothing sounds good to eat.
You suddenly get a huge appetite for healthy food, call for take out and you eat a giant chicken ceaser (sp?) salad with a breadstick and fruit for dessert.
(I actually hate when that happens that I am hungry but nothing sounds good).
My lemon is I can't get out of my funky mood today.
At the stroke of midnight, your funky mood leaves because it will be Tuesday. Tuesday is a good day to win at the casino!
My lemon is that my feet are size 11. (not really)
Still stuck with my size 11 feet. Anyone have a lemonade for me?
You wrap up your feet like they do in Japan, and even though it hurts, you have cute little feet now. lol
My lemon is that I can't seem to win the lottery, lol
Soon everything will be free. There will be no need to have any money at all. All the things that you can buy with the lottery money will now be free.
My lemon is that I no longer have a tv.
That sounds good to me, and I wish it was true! 🙂
You win a new giant, flat-screen TV, and THIS TV comes with free cable for LIFE with the best, deluxe package.
My lemon is I cut my toe on the door of the gas station. 😢
That stinks! You end up propping up your foot and putting some ice on it. While watching tv, one of the most entertaining movies ever comes on and you forget all about your throbbing toe. Your boys feel sorry for you and they wait on you and get your everything you need....lol.
My lemon is that my Sonic card has a zero balance now.
You find a sonic card on the ground. You have NO way to trace the owner. It happens to have a 100.00 balance, so you don't have to worry about your Sonic balance for a very long time! 🙂
My lemon is that I can't stop eating M & Ms. lol
haha that is funny.
You end up taking a class in self moderation. After eating a pack of M&M's your desire for candy leaves you until 24 hours is up.
My lemon is that my garage is full of full moving boxes now.
That is okay. You get the green light to move, so you put them all in a MOVING TRUCK and you are OUT OF THERE!!!
My lemon is I am too weak and tired to do a damn thing, lol
While resting, due to being weak, you think of a new invention that makes you lots of money so you can have people do the things you are too weak to do. Also, you have enough money to get the best health treatments and regain your energy.
My lemon is that my whole body aches from being in a car that had to stop too fast.
Ouch! Time for that masseuse to visit again! You take a muscle relaxer and pain pill and feel so good you just watch movies and shows with a smile on your face all night and wake up pain free, lol (I WISH!)
My lemon is that I have a million things to do but don't know what to do or watch or read.