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I will grant your wish and give you limitless energy. You have so much strength that you are in constant demand to lift cars off of children, move heavy furniture, do the strongman games at the carnival. You have so much strength that the government takes you........oh wait that is another story. 🙂
I wish I could lift my dog without injuring my back or shoulder.
Haha! The Government....
Loling at lifting cars off children. Sounds like I am superwoman.
You suddenly get freakishly strong upper body strength, just by making this wish. You get so strong that you life your dog and your boyfriend and weights and people call you 24/7 asking for you to help them move and moving companies across the nation call, too, asking you to go to work for them. They drive you so crazy, you lock yourself in the room and hide under the covers for a week.
I wish I could read my dog's and cat's minds.
I grant your wish, but the constant gimme gimme attitudes of your pet's selfishness drives you crazy. You can't get any sleep because you read their thoughts 24 hours a day which includes their dreams.
I wish for a day of rain and thunderstorms.
Lol, I know my pets would be demanding. haha!
You get your wish, but that day there is a flash flood and carries your house away. You end up floating to the opposite end of town!
I wish for an air conditioner that WORKS!!! 😢
I grant your wish. The ac works so well that you soon feel frozen and there is no off button.
I wish headaches were outlawed.
Brrrrr.....I guess I better appreciate the heat, lol. Seems to be working better now that it cooled down during the night, but today will be the test.
Headaches are outlawed but backaches take headaches' place, and everyone in the world has a horrible backache. No one can do anything and the world goes back to the great depression. (that is all I could think of, lol)
I wish I did not have to drive to a grad party, 90 minutes away in 90 degree heat and could just stay home! 😢
lol Hope, funny answer.............
I will grant your wish. Your car seems to float through the air when you turn on the ignition. You soon find the car asking for your destination. You put in the coordinates and you are there in 30 seconds. The trouble is that the location is not anyplace you have ever been before. You look out the window and see Earth in the distance.
I wish for no allergies.
Very creative answer! I thought, at first, it was going to have a good ending, lol.
You have no allergies, but in order to NOT have the allergies, you have to take 50 pills every morning and every night AND give yourself three injections. You start to look like a pin cushion and start to wish for itchy eyes and a runny nose again.
I wish I was independently wealthy/a millionaire/billionaire (probably already said this, so if I did, I wish for it again, lol)
It's so funny because it did have a good ending. I had to go back and change it when I realized what thread it was. I was a pin cushion for a year so I don't like your suggestion.
I will grant your wish. Soon everyone finds out how wealthy you are. Each time you leave the house there are hundreds of people begging for money. Cars follow you everywhere. People give you no peace. Soon you hate to leave the house and feel like you are in prison. You wish to have your freedom back again.
I wish for perfect hearing.
You gain perfect hearing, but it is SO perfect that you hear every little sound magnified. You hear your BF breathing in the next room and you hear him chewing at a decibel equal to a loud lawn mower or music. The sounds of everything everywhere drive you into the looney bin where life is beautiful all of the time, lol. You have to wear ear plugs permanently, so you can't hear at all now. The end. lol
I wish I did not have days where I feel like I have ADD.
I grant your wish. You will understand everything all the time. You get an ego and no one can stand to be around you. You decide to not associate with anyone who isn't up to your standard of perfection. Soon no one can stand to be around you.
I want to win a big jackpot at the casino!
Funny one above Hope.
That sounds somewhat, semi-pleasant, lol (not really, lol).
You win a big jackpot at the casino, but the casino makes a mistake and published your name in the paper. Soon people are calling and everyone is knocking down your door. The media parks outside, tons of news trucks, and reporters holler out your name every time you try to leave the house. They want THE story, and everyone else wants your money. You have to secretly move, which costs you a ton of money. You have to go incognito, wearing a wig and sunglasses everywhere you go. Still, people call and write and you can't bear to read the sob stories, so you cry all the time. You soon cave to the pressure, and between your BIG heart and the pressure, you give all the money way to have your old life back again.
I wish I didn't feel so guilty when I can't or don't have time to do something for someone. 😢
Funny above Hope. Made me not want the money anymore.
I will grant your wish. We clone you and the other you does all the stuff you don't want to do. Soon those who count on the real you don't recognize you anymore. You never hear from anyone, anytime. You find yourself lonely, wishing someone would ask for your help.
I wish I could move tomorrow to anywhere I want.
Help! Help! lol!
Your wish is granted. You can move anywhere you want, and you choose to move home. All of a sudden your town is invaded by Aliens. They decide YOUR hometown is the best place on earth, and that is the ONLY town they decide to settle in. They brainwash you and their wish is your command. You spend the rest of your days as a slave to the hometown Aliens. lol
I wish we had more people who would play in the GAME FORUM!
Sounds familiar Anita. lol
We have two more people who play in the game forum, but they monopolize all the threads. Before we can post in one, they have posted again. We get so frustrated that we both leave.
I wish ice cream was good for us to eat.
That would be frustrating. lol
Ice cream IS good for us to eat. In fact, it is the only thing that is determined good to eat, and the Government adds 100 daily vitamins and nutrition to ice cream, then bans all other foods. Anything else is a big waste of time and money, so ONLY ice cream it is. Healthy ice cream, but one more problem. It only comes in three flavors: chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, because to do more is too much effort. Also, to get the daily nutritional value you must eat a BUCKET of ice cream per day. Ice cream headaches/brain freeze is only ONE of the many of side effects. Yes, ice cream is VERY good for us to eat! 😉
I wish I did not have to sleep, yet would not feel tired.
Wow, no ice cream headaches.
I wish your wish too. I will grant your wish. You never have to sleep, and do not feel tired at all. Your brain does not function though. You can't make sense out of anything. You pull all of your hair out. Fearing for your safety, you are then committed to a psychiatric facility where the only thing to do is sleep.
I wish I could find the perfect house at a great price.
Lol, that sounds about write. Also, I meant 100% up there, not just 100, lol.
You find the perfect house at a great price. However, you found the perfect house at a great price because the neighborhood is NOT perfect. Every single neighbor is a former felon. They stare at you as you come and go from your "perfect" house. You find strange things in your yard and evidence they are always trying to break in. You have to pay for a very expensive alarm system. You are afraid to go out, so you have to hire expensive bodyguards. You soon go bankrupt from paying for all that, so you have to move to a shack. lol
I wish my days were more productive.
lol, that sounds familiar too Hope, not all of it, but you know.......
You are so productive that you turn into a machine. You can no longer think human emotions, just get it done...faster, faster, get it done........
I wish I could make my house have the perfect temperature.
You make your house the absolute perfect temperature, but you get so bored out of your mind with that, you go crazy. You want to be a little chilly so you can put on a comfy sweater and fuzzy socks. You want to be a little too warm so you can wear shorts and flip flops. Now you wear the same old thing, day after day, and you go so insane with boredom they throw you in the looney bin. lol (A little extreme, but this IS a game, right? lol) 😉
I wish I could start this summer over from May 1st!!!
You start the summer over, but things change a little, and you don't win any money.
I wish I could live in a nice house in the country.
Oh, poo! I want summer AND money, lol!
I thought you do live in a nice house in the country? 🤷
Well you move waaaaayyyy out in the country, and you constantly forget stuff at the store. Every single time. You spend so much money on gasoline to go back to the store that you can't afford to live in the nice house in the country anymore and you have to live in a tiny apartment that just happens to be right above a store. It has no air conditioning and is on the noisiest street in town. lol
I wish I could start my week end over again!
We live in the country, but this house isn't nice. It's ok. I called it the crooked house. It seems some of the floors are not level. It needs a new roof, hope it doesn't leak this year.
You start your week over again, but it's the same as it already was, then you have to start it over again, because you already started it over.........
I wish for a nice, juicy, tasty, watermelon.
You start biting into the watermelon, and it is nice, juicy, and tasty, but halfway through eating it you notice you have been eating the seeds. Only the reason you were eating the seeds is they were SOFT an not really seeds, but BUGS shaped like seeds. You have already eaten a few pieces before you figure this out. Yum yum! 😉 lol
I wish to get rid of this "virus crud," and be well again SOON!
I didn't have one watermelon this summer. Good thing too because of your description above!
You get rid of the crud, but your hair falls out. Sorry
I wish for someone to rake up all the leaves that have fallen, and those that will be falling soon.
Lol, I don't want all my hair to fall out. Glad you are "sorry." lol 😉
Someone DOES rake them up, but they fill your entire house with those leaves, plus more, then leave you alone to figure out how to get rid of them all.
I wish for sugar to not be bad for me. lol (I probably posted that one before. It's been so long since we bumped this I can't remember what I already posted, so if I repeat anything, please forgive.). 🙂
Omg Hope. That is funny. Can you imagine how many bugs, ticks, spiders would be in those leaves. YUK!
Ok, sugar is good for you. It is good for everyone. The price goes up to $99.00 a pound!
I wish that winter would really be like spring was this year.
Wow, that might help me STOP! lol
Winter is like spring, but it is like a rainy spring and it rains every single day until your entire yard is nothing but MUCK.
I wish I could get dressed today. lol
You get dressed, but all you can find to wear, is socks. 😀 😀
I wish I could get everything in it's place.