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I grant your wish but the button gets stuck occasionally and when you actually want to hear someone you can't.
I wish I had a button to change people's moods.
I grant you the button to change people's moods. The first time you click it, it gets stuck in "crazy mood" and the person closest to you acts kooky for one full week until you finally fix the button.....then it gets stuck on sad and the person cries for 2 days. lol! 😉
I wish my two pets could talk to me.
I will grant your wish, but Olivia pretends to be you and orders lots of toys for Otis and herself along with lots of pet treats. Otis becomes demanding, telling you exactly how he likes his food cooked.
I wish for shoes that let me fly with every bounce.
Lol! I knew that one might spell trouble. I can see them both acting that way, lol. That is why we love them so much, because they don't talk back, right? 😉
You receive your shoes, but they malfunction, and you don't stop bouncing and flying back up each time, plus you are going at such a speed that you cannot remove the shoes and you basically fly for the rest of your life! Dan feeds you a bit of food and drink each time you land for a second, then whoosh! Right back up. haha! 😉
I wish I could STOP eating SUGAR!!!
Wow, I think I would get motion sickness flying all the time. 😢
I will grant your wish, but since you can't EAT sugar, you start drinking more and more pop loaded with sugar.
I wish for a pedicure.
Your wish is granted, but they make you start out with the little fishies cleaning the toe jam (LOL!). It tickles so bad that you can't take it and you run out of the salon without your pedicure, never to return again.
I wish for a spotlessly clean house (probably said this before, but I do wish for this today!)
Your wish is granted, however, you become OCD about keeping it clean and spend most of your time cleaning instead of being here.
I wish for a great home cooked meal.
Your wish is granted, however, the home-cooked meal is cooked by rednecks and they make you squirrel burgers with a side of pigs brain. haha! 😜
I wish for a mansion with a maid!
I grant your wish, however your 90 year old maid has dementia and often forgets your wants or needs. The mansion has a swarm of termites chomping on all the wood. Moles are in the yard.
I wish for all my bills to be paid.
Wow, you covered all the bases for that one, lmbo! 😉
Your bills are all paid, but someone steals your identity and empties the remainder of all your accounts, and it takes 6 months to straighten it all out.
I wish I had a Subway sandwich! 😜
I bet it would take years to straighten it out.
I grant your wish however the person making the subs has long stringy hair that falls out often. 😢 Yuk, puke
I grossed myself out. 🤢
I wish for someone to professionally clean my carpets.
Yuk! you grossed ME out, too. YUK YUK YUK!!!
Someone comes in to professionally clean your carpets, but they soak it so bad that it is drenched, PLUS leave all the soap in and then demand their pay and leave.
I wish that I could watch my TV shows 24/7. lol
Sounds like most of the people who have cleaned the carpet and left it too wet.......
I will grant your wish but you turn into a zombie. Your real life becomes intertwined into tv life and you don't know which is real and which is fantasy. People start calling you Truman and you start getting paranoid.
I wish for quiet, respectful neighbors.
Hahaha! That was a great response. lmbo! 🙂 😜
You get your wish, but suddenly you live in a world of silence, and you long to talk to people, and no one will speak, because they are TOO respectful. You get so lonely you start walking around talking and mumbling to yourself, and people think you are crazy, which makes them avoid you all the more.
I wish I could gain some weight!
haha funny response.
I will grant your wish. Your self moderation class (from the other thread) ceases to work and you eat M&Ms day and night. Soon you have trouble getting off the couch because your backside has gained too much weight.
I wish for lot of butterflies in my yard.
lol, I wish! haha!
You plant flowers that attract butterflies, and soon you have your wish, but you can't walk into your yard anymore, because it is blanketed with butterflies.
I wish I would have gone to my appointment today.
I will grant your wish and roll back time. You go to your appointment, but your doctor is sick and forgot to call you. Everyone there is sick and they pass the illness on to you. Everyone you know gets sick and keeps passing the virus around for months.
I wish my nose would stop bleeding.
That sounds terrible! lol! Yikes!
Your nose stops bleeding, but you lose your sense of smell for six months!
Oh no. Sometimes that would be good though. I wouldn't have to smell the bad air. Do you have a new wish?
I wish I could stay home for a month! lol!
I will grant your wish but after a week you can't wait to get outside. You realize that staying at home for a month is not all that it's cracked up to be. You soon wish to be gone for a month....lol
I wish to live by the lake so I can see the beautiful colored water and the myriad of people who pass by.
You move to the lake, but in the winter it is very cold and depressing, and the summer there is so much traffic: noisy speedboats, jet skis, and people partying, that the only time it is quiet and you can feel like you are with nature is after sunset.
(I have always dreamed of living on a lake, too!). 🙂
I wish I could find the perfect movie to watch tonight! 🙂
You find the perfect movie but it is on a loop. You cannot leave until the movie is over.
I wish for some lemonade.
Lol to both your reply and your new wish.
You get some lemonade, but you have to promise to drink ONE quart. The person forgets the sugar, and you get a stomach ache.
I wish for a frozen strawberry margarita and a friend to drink it with out on a nice, sunny deck somewhere (was craving ALL this earlier, lol)
I will grant your wish but your margarita never unfreezes. You break several teeth trying to eat your drink. lol
I wish for perfect weather.
OUCH! You big meanie, lol! 😢
You get your perfect weather, but it never changes. Blue sky and sunshine every day, and no rain. Soon, everything shrivels up and dries and all grass is brown, not green. You can't enjoy your "perfect weather" anymore!
I wish I was more motivated to quit smoking.
I will grant your wish. You are so motivated about not smoking that you nag everyone you see who smokes that they have to quit. You are soon avoided by everybody.
I wish for tulips to be grown everywhere possible.
Lol! You are good at these.
Tulips grow every possible, but that includes out of the top of your head, out of your nose, and on your dog and BF. Tulips cover your house and your floor and your roof, and soon people call you "that crazy tulip lady." You go crazy and tattoo tulips all over your body, too.
I wish there was something REALLY GOOD to watch on TV or Netflix tonight!
Hope, that is so funny. I would be ok with them growing everywhere except on me, my bf and dog.
I will grant your wish. You find so many shows that are so interesting that you forget to check in here. You forget to check in everywhere. Soon you lose your job, starve and have your cable turned off due to non-payment. When you finally come out of your fog, you realize you haven't brushed your hair or teeth in weeks, you've lost 20 pounds and your apartment is very dusty.
I wish for perfect teeth.
Lol, well my apartment is already very dusty, but the rest doesn't sound so great, lol.
You have perfect teeth, but they are SO perfect the government takes you away to be an example of a perfect specimen for the masses. They do tons of strange tests on you and take molds of your teeth every day. They don't let you out for one year, and they forget to pay you for your time and trouble, saying you should be so grateful for those perfect teeth. lol
I wish I didn't feel so extremely, intensely weak every day of my life! 😢