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I was taking a gander around Slotland, and for all of the crappy 90's layout and all, I found something that caught my eye.
There was this slot game called "Silver Kiss", which gave me an adults only warning. I was confused, because I thought you had to be an adult to play at a casino, but I clicked through anyway.
So there I am, looking at a slot machine with a few naked chicks and some buff dude leering at me. I spin the reels which are shaped like a +. Heads of what I guess can be called babes come up and shuffle until they finally stop.
If you win with a particular girl combination, you are given the option to look at a nudie picture of a lady. I must say that I am not impressed, as some of the ladies appear to have body hair like our buddy Screech from Saved By The Bell...
I did end up playing quite a bit and did decently, (started with $1.00 of previous credit and worked up to $20 before I got really bored) but cannot say I will ever play this again.
Have you ever seen a slot that made you say, WTF? This is my front runner. What is yours?
barbadosslim93 Recently online: 41 min ago Forum AngelOh, for reference:
bobafett0820 
High Rolleroh yea you know when you get that stare your going home with him for sure!
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CL-Ed 
StaffHahah great post! When you say body hair like Screech... do you mean armpits? arms? legs? moustaches? or elsewhere?
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LuckyMe Forum Angelhahaha..........is it only women, or are there some guys for the women to look at?
barbadosslim93 Recently online: 41 min ago Forum AngelI'd say the hair falls on the Australian side of the equator, but I wouldn't be surprised if a few of the ladies had it extend up to the belly button region.
LuckyMe Forum AngelI always thought women who didn't shave looked disgusting. Bf used to tell me about women at work who would wear low cut shirts, but had hair on their chest! Ewwwwwwwww
CL-Ed StaffHairy chested women? I thought they only existed in the circus!
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hope777 Forum AngelI had to go check it out just out of curiosity, lol. Just when I thought I had seen everything.
Still lmao @ 'Slim's post.
LuckyMe Forum AngelHairy chested women? I thought they only existed in the circus!
I guess this is where the term girly man comes from?
hope777 Forum AngelWhen I first read the subject line, I thought it said "promo slot." lol!
bobafett0820 High Rollernope we had a hairy chick at work many of years ago. i think her mom must have been the bearded lady had to of been. i still have yet to see anyone like that again!
LuckyMe Forum AngelThere was a girl at work who never shaved her legs. It was disgusting. You could see all these long hairs through her hose. I wondered how any guy could be attracted to her.
bobafett0820 High Rolleryea that would be a massive turn and a show stopper right there! but i guess some prefer that. but ill pass lol
hope777 Forum AngelDon't you guys call THIS sexy? lmao! 😉 😜
hope777 Forum Angel Okay. I just noticed something else on this game, and this is pretty sick. You can choose your "picture set" from the drop down menu, and here are your choices.
1) teens (REALLY? You are going to encourage underage porn for the PERVS?)
2)Babes 1
3) Babes 2
4) Lesbian Babes
5) Hot Action (don't ask, lol)
Notice those choices do not include HOT MEN or the Chippendales. I think I will go complain. Maybe I will get a free chip if I do. haha J/K
hope777 Forum AngelAnd more:
If you get three pictures of the same kind, you can see a large, quality photo of the winning model(s). Getting the same combination again brings a more revealing photograph of this model from our gallery (up to 5).
So now sex addicts with a gambling addiction can be in seventh heaven. lmao! 😉 😜
CL-Ed StaffMy eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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barbadosslim93 Recently online: 41 min ago Forum AngelMy eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Get the Google Glasses. They have a mustache remover built in (full disclosure: I do not know if they have a mustache remover built in).
LuckyMe Forum AngelYou three above are cracking me up. Sex addicts and gambling addicts....haha Hope. Maybe they could work that into a marketing scheme. "We meet all of your addictions at one stop."
hope777 Forum AngelWell, 'Slim started it all. lmao! 😉
Good one, LuckyMe. The one-stop casino slot for various "addictions." lol
bobafett0820 High Rolleroh damn hope im crying im laughing so hard! im passing those around the office!
hope777 Forum Angeloh damn hope im crying im laughing so hard! im passing those around the office!
LMAO! You are going to treat your coworkers to those sexy women photos? You will make their day! lol!
bobafett0820 High Rolleryea it made for a really funny afternoon we all have a sick sense of humor up here lol
Ubetcha 
True PlayerI would imagine what it like to play on @ a macho porn slot.. Bwa-hahah...rolling balls and hardcore weenies and would spitfire during bonus time! 😀 😂 😂 😂
Folks pardon me, seriously.. 🙂
hope777 Forum AngelI would imagine what it like to play on @ a macho porn slot.. Bwa-hahah...rolling balls and hardcore weenies and would spitfire during bonus time! 😀 😂 😂 😂
Folks pardon me, seriously.. 🙂
She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! And straight to the porno slot thread to make me ROFLMAO! Seriously. My stomach hurts. You are too much, Ubetcha! 😉 🙂
bobafett0820 High Rollerits so nice to have her back that was funny ubetcha! what would the music be like.....um maybe cheap old 70s porn lol cant imagine the jackpot hit sounds!
barbadosslim93 Recently online: 41 min ago Forum AngelI wish someone would pay me to come up with slot machine ideas. I sure have some crazy ones that I could throw around.
bobafett0820 High Rollerhey we love good laughs and ideas please do share 🙂
hope777 Forum AngelI wish someone would pay me to come up with slot machine ideas. I sure have some crazy ones that I could throw around.
Maybe we should somehow integrate that one into our next contest. Might be fun. And I hope you will start entering some, 'Slim! I am always open to ideas. That would be a fun one. 😉 🙂
I was just saying the same thing to a friend when I was at the land casino, with SO much variety and constant new slots, every time I go. Can you imagine doing that for a living? Just sitting around and coming up with all those crazy and fun ideas? I could handle that. lol
hope777 Forum AngelI wish someone would pay me to come up with slot machine ideas. I sure have some crazy ones that I could throw around.
Here you go, 'Slim:
http://robison.casinocitytimes.com/article/pitching-your-own-slot-machin...
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