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2 April 2013 - 12:52am

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Hi folks, as you can no doubt guess we receive loads of email from people via our contact page. And sometimes we receive something so incredibly stupid that it makes me want to share it with you all. So I decided to start this thread to post them here for your enjoyment.

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2 April 2013 - 12:58am
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First up is this piece of twisted logic:

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i have been playing on play money to see if it is worth the real thing,
i went though $9000.00 at $50.00 a hit and never once got a free game .
so i have come to the conclusion that if play money runs like this i sure am hell not going to give you real
money
i consider your site a scam and a trap for unweary people

There are so many things wrong with this its hard to know where to start.

Firstly, we are not a casino. You would be surprised at how many emails we get from people who think that we are though.

We have games that people can play as much as they want for free with no obligation to give anyone any money. The games are supplied to us either by casinos or the software companies that make the games. None of them are developed by us and we have no control over the outcomes on any of them. Lots of people seem to think that we can, and even get angry at us if they lose their non-existant virtual money that they got for free.

Every free game on our site must have the same odds of winning when played for fun money as they would if played for real money. So naturally you can and will lose from time to time, just as you would if you played for real money. It would be unconscionable to provide games that gave you an inflated chance of winning in fun play mode. In fact we have added casinos to our blacklist for doing just that in the past.

It seems to me that in some kind of twisted logic this person would be happier if they had been tricked or lied to and allowed to play fun play games that are rigged in their favour when that would not accurately represent what happens if you played for real. By the sounds of things they should be thanking us, not calling us scammers!

As for "being a trap for unweary people", I suppose we do probably keep people who can't sleep amused through the night, so guilty as charged on that one!

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2 April 2013 - 1:02am
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Here's another choice one:

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From: [redacted] @ aol.com
Subject: [Casino Help or Dispute] your sight stinks

what good is this sight when most of the games that u want to play for fun..cant be played...waste of my time

We usually ignore these ones, but this was the first thing I read in the morning and it immediately put me in a foul mood, foul enough to reply anyway...

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As far as I am aware my "sight" seems to be fine. I don't need glasses or a monocle or anything like that and I can read the letter chart test that they give me when I have to renew my driver's license.

Perhaps next time instead of being a rude anonymous keyboard warrior writing insults in half broken English you could name the actual game or games that you are having a problem with. You know, provide a bit of information and ask nicely for help instead of insulting people who are providing you with something for nothing. If you are seeing a message that says that you cannot play a game because you are inside the USA then that is something that is totally out of our control, as you would know if you had read said message.

Have a great day (you sure gave me a great start to mine),

Sadly, they didn't reply.

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2 April 2013 - 1:34am
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CL-Ed, Sorry for the snot bags. If they had spent anytime getting to know the site, they would have found many free games to play. This is a great site with valuable information if someone chooses to use it. I think there are people who are miserable who like to complain and make everyone else miserable if they can. Don't give them your energy. Smile There are many people who appreciate what you do.

I recently played Jack and the Beanstalk here, because of the contest CL is running.. I was tickled to win over 81,000 tokens even if they are not real. It was fun just to play, but I wish I had been playing for real money!! I will definitely play this one at the casino now.

I also did not realize how well organized the games were until I was answering questions in the contest. I used to belong to a game site that had a few casino games, but a little bit of mahjong, puzzles and so on. I payed a monthly fee to use the site. The games here are so much better, and there are a lot to choose from. I like it that I can play in fun mode before I play with money.

I have to say that I loved your responses to each comment. I had a good lol. Thanks for sharing.

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3 April 2013 - 12:54am
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No need for you to apologise LuckyMe! Sometimes people are just ungracious and rude and that's just life I guess. We get some crazy and funny ones from time to time too. I'll try to post any that come in this thread.

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3 April 2013 - 7:34am
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I used to work at a medical billing office. After bills went out, it was not unusual to get 100 calls per person in a day. Some of the people we put on speaker phone, because the things they said were crazy. Other people wrote us rude letters which we put on a bulletin board. It helped us to get through many rough days while listening to people complain.

I would love to read some of the other funny responses you get.

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3 April 2013 - 1:58pm
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Oh my, that is epic. I love it.

Having a customer service background, I am used to have to bite my tongue quite a bit to deal with the stupidity of people. I used to keep a journal of the stupid things people would say to me, and bring it with me to the bar when a day got to be stressful.

Sharing the ignorance of idiots with others is the best therapy sometimes!

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6 April 2013 - 2:26am
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OMGosh, I am loving this thread already. I cannot imagine. Is that just the tip of the iceberg? LMAO! You need to hire someone to weed through your emails for you. haha! Smile

Thanks for sharing!!!

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6 April 2013 - 7:08am
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Lol Hope, CL-Ed really seems to have a way with words. I can't imagine someone else answering the same way he does.

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7 April 2013 - 3:53am
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wow cl-ed it just goes to show how many stupid people there are out there. dont let those emails ruin your day. better yet read them and laugh knowing that these people must have a crappy life they cant figure what this site is about or they cant even figure out this isnt a casino something is way wrong with them. and as you read them take pride in knowing you have saved alot of people money and from wasting there time just by all the work you complied putting all the reviews on here/and when you have stood up on a persons behalf to get results from the casinos. in fact ed give us all a laugh and post those more often. you know we appreciate you!!!!!!

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16 May 2013 - 12:15pm
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I am so very glad that I found this site and I also played agame for free with $35.00 that was given and realy enjoyed the games so much that I am playing for real money again thanks for agreat site.

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"As for "being a trap for unweary people", I suppose we do probably keep people who can't sleep amused through the night, so guilty as charged on that one!"

Loling @ this perfect response. lol

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I am so very glad that I found this site and I also played agame for free with $35.00 that was given and realy enjoyed the games so much that I am playing for real money again thanks for agreat site.

Wow, where is MY free $35.00 and where is the real money section so I can play on Casino Listings? ROFL! Wink Smile

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18 September 2013 - 3:09am
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Look at this one we got today from "ANGRY":

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ANGRY sent a message using the contact form.

YEAH, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME FUCKING FEEDBACK. RE: GOLD RING CASINO / [link removed] - I HAVE AN EXEMAIL EMAIL ACCOUNT, AND I KEEP GETTING BOMBARDED WITH YOUR FUCKING SPAM. I CLICK THE UNSUBSCRIBE LINK, BUT YOUR FUCKING SHIT KEEPS COMING. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHIT AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING TURDS.

Ah the joys of having a contact page.

ALL CAPS. Check.
Full of swearing. Check.
Blaming us for spam from some website that 1. isn't us, 2. has absolutely nothing to do with us and 3. isn't even reviewed or mentioned on this site anywhere. Check.
Certifiable lunatic. Check.

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18 September 2013 - 3:43am
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OMG, what an ass. I think it's funny that he said arse instead of ass, but was fine writing fu*king instead of an alternative. My first thought was that CL is not Gold Ring Casino. The guy would probably be doubly angry that he didn't curse out the right place.

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18 September 2013 - 5:37pm
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wow cl that is epic! lucky has a a point dude is so ignorant to arse instead of ass but will drop f-bombs with no prob! just wow is all i can say lol.

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19 September 2013 - 1:25am
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Actually the person is probably Australian judging by their email address and we say arse here not ass, which is a donkey. So the swearing is spot on!

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19 September 2013 - 3:49am
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I think this may be my favorite thread of all time. I think the next CL contest should be writing Ed ignorant emails about things he completely can't control.

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19 September 2013 - 4:42am
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Hahaha I love it!

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19 September 2013 - 6:28am
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Okay, I understand now. We say ass and mean ass. lol

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20 September 2013 - 6:58am
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well yea here we use ass for everything. we can be talking about someone and be like yea there a ass. or if foods bad one of the first things we say is man that tastes like ass. we just have more uses for it lol.

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21 September 2013 - 1:16am
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My daughter told me something tasted like ass before. I asked her how she knew what ass tasted like. I don't think she has ever said that around me again.

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Look at this one we got today from "ANGRY":

Ah the joys of having a contact page.

ALL CAPS. Check.
Full of swearing. Check.
Blaming us for spam from some website that 1. isn't us, 2. has absolutely nothing to do with us and 3. isn't even reviewed or mentioned on this site anywhere. Check.
Certifiable lunatic. Check.

"Shove it up your arse you bunch of f**king turds?" REALLY? Me thinks this person is the ARSE!

Love 'Slim's idea, but we could probably never top the REAL ones. lol!

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21 September 2013 - 8:49pm
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that all kinds of funny lucky! i have heard that before and always wanted to ask them what ass tasted like lmao!

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I think this may be my favorite thread of all time. I think the next CL contest should be writing Ed ignorant emails about things he completely can't control.

Just noticed your reply. Haha, that would be funny. Maybe we should reply to this guy here.

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lmao barbadosslim93! that would a funny as hell...what do u say ed lets do this!

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23 September 2013 - 1:14pm
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"Dear Ed,

I Am WRITINg THIS MALE BECAUse I dON't LiKE ThE WAY AUStralians R respONSible fOR the HIGH PRice oF Gas. YOU Guys SHoULD STOP dRiVINg CarZ!!! BEcause U Make MY gASS to ExPENSIVE!!

SUpplY & DeMAND DUMMIES!!!!

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PMS: I didnt win REAL MonEY oN UR "FREE" SLOTZ "

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lmao! barbadosslim93. dude that was so epic i hope that guy reads this lol

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Beer

I did email him a link to this thread but not surprisingly I never heard back!

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"Dear Ed,

I Am WRITINg THIS MALE BECAUse I dON't LiKE ThE WAY AUStralians R respONSible fOR the HIGH PRice oF Gas. YOU Guys SHoULD STOP dRiVINg CarZ!!! BEcause U Make MY gASS to ExPENSIVE!!

SUpplY & DeMAND DUMMIES!!!!

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I love your reply. This is the first time I've laughed all day. Smile

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Here's a classic we received today from an anonymous keyboard warrior using the fake email address "lol@yoursitesucks.com"

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anyway possible you could delete expired codes. It would be nice if your site was something other than a completely pile of shit

I'm assuming from this elaborately phrased email that this halfwit has tried to use a bonus code that is expired. That isn't good, and we would love to fix the problem if they would only engage their brain before running off their mouth and you know, tell us which code they had the problem with?!? Or am I expecting too much?

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