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11 March 2012 - 3:48am

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Here's your chance to show off your creativity to win some CLchips. We've all seen some weird, wacky, and just plain dumb casino names. I want to see who can come up with their own name for a casino. It has to be either funny, clever, ironic, or absolutely mental. If I judge it worthy I'll reward you with CLchips!

Now in the real world there are plenty of lame ones out there that use seemingly random combinations of the words Vegas, Lucky, Gold, Seven, and Red. But it takes something special to come up with an insane name that leaves the visitor thinking "why?".

If you need inspiration, and want to see the depths that real casino owners have already plumbed, here are some that have already been done for real (yes really)...

- Shark Casino (yeah, as if I'm going to deposit my money there)
- Simon Says Casino (a true WTF)
- Loco Panda Casino (this one is just mental)
- Pink Lady Casino (is she sunburnt? or an apple?)
- Gold Stream Casino (I can see what they were shooting for here but it just sounds gross)
- Ministering Angel Casino (another W. T. F.)
- Bet Cave (its like the Bat Cave but you can bet! geddit? oh...)
- Roulette69 (I have concerns the people running this may not be 18 yet)
- Casino Lunch (the one that inspired this very thread)

Can you do better? Or should that be worse?

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11 March 2012 - 4:52am
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How about the Loco Dorito Taco Casino? Not only is it outrageously stupid, but every word ends in o which helps it roll off the tongue very nicely.

Or maybe not.

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11 March 2012 - 5:08am
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bwa-hahahah! Got me teary eyed reading your funny comments above.. LMAO

Can I post only one entry or multiple..?

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11 March 2012 - 8:43pm
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OMGoodness, is this funny! I cannot believe that last one. Are these "really for real?" I have the same questions as Ubetcha. How many names are we allowed and how long before the contest ends?

I will be trying to think creatively while I wait for a response. lol

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12 March 2012 - 1:17am
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As many as you like. The more ridiculous and clever the better.

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12 March 2012 - 2:17am
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haha CL-Ed, those are funny, love the Loco Dorito Taco Casino one.

How about ....
Give Me All You Got Casino
Win Every Now and Then Casino
Loser Casino
We Don't Pay Casino (lol, reminds me of a few that have been mentioned here)
Bet Here, Pay Much Later Casino
Sticky Fingers Casino
Take A Gamble Casino
Lucky Everything Casino
You Win Big Time Casino

I will be back...........

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12 March 2012 - 2:28am
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Those are so funny, Lucky Me! hahaha! I will have to try to get my creative juices flowing tomorrow. I am dead tired and heading to bed. Thanks for the laugh! Smile

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12 March 2012 - 2:31am
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50Card Blackjack
We Win You Lose Casino........hahaha

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12 March 2012 - 2:35am
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50Card Blackjack
We Win You Lose Casino........hahaha

I guess that last one tells it like it really is, lol! Wink

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12 March 2012 - 4:33pm
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My submissions:

Loser's Cove- "Where even loser's can be winners!"
Mustard Dump Casino- (I can't think of a tagline, just typed the first two words that popped in my head)
The Asthmatic Koala- (Just another random one)
The Good Silver Oak Casino- "We won't rip you off, we swear!"

I could make a living coming up with stupid names!

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12 March 2012 - 7:02pm
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The Check is in the Mail Casino
Bella Loco Casino
LosersRUs Casino
Reach for the Stars Casino
Casino Uranus (inspired by Planet 7, lol)
Frito Bandito Casino
Don't call us We will call you Casino

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12 March 2012 - 7:04pm
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Lady Luscious Casino
Man Chance Casino (male version of Lady Luck, lol)
Chuck E. Cheese Casino
Pink Party Penguin Casino
No Withdrawal Casino
The Deposit Only Casino

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12 March 2012 - 9:32pm
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How about......(one that just popped into my mind)....

Casino Royale PITA (lol!).
Or spell it out for Casino Royale Pain in the A....
Promises, Promises Casino
Pink Panther Casino
Purple Nurple Casino lol!

I am going crazy here, lol!

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12 March 2012 - 9:34pm
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Rinky Dinky Casino
Black Cat Casino
Alley Oops! Casino

Okay. Promise I am done.....for now. Wink

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12 March 2012 - 9:36pm
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My submissions:

Loser's Cove- "Where even loser's can be winners!"
Mustard Dump Casino- (I can't think of a tagline, just typed the first two words that popped in my head)
The Asthmatic Koala- (Just another random one)
The Good Silver Oak Casino- "We won't rip you off, we swear!"

I could make a living coming up with stupid names!

LOL! A GOOD Silver Oak Casino? lmbo! I love the koala with asthma and the mustard dump is pretty darn random, lol. Think of a ketchup or salsa one to go with it? lol

Great names, B'Slim! Smile Did you finally find your calling? lol!

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13 March 2012 - 1:03am
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WinaSecond Casino
WinaYear Casino
Lots of Winners Casino
Play and Win Casino
My Casino Is Better Than Your Casino Casino
Bet More Win More Casino

that's it for now. I see some funny names above me.

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13 March 2012 - 7:14am
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Wow thats quite a response...

Sticky Fingers Casino - I like this one. It conjures up mental images of rib-munching patrons going back to the tables from the buffet without washing their hands. Though I'm not sure if that says more about me than the casino itself?!?!? +5 CLchips.

Mustard Dump Casino. That just sounds painful. I have a tagline for it ... Mustard Dump Casino - hot on the way in, hot on the way out. +5 CLchips.

The Asthmatic Koala - sounds like the Loco Panda inspired you on this one. No chips for that I'm afraid though!

Casino Uranus (inspired by Planet 7, lol) - so obvious and yet so funny. I admit I laughed lol +5 CLchips.

Reach for the Stars Casino - reminded me of "Yes We Can Casino" which was around a few years ago. For real! Needless to say it didn't last long.

Keep em coming.

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13 March 2012 - 4:48pm
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bwa-hahahah! Got me teary eyed reading your funny comments above.. LMAO

Can I post only one entry or multiple..?

Come on, Ubetcha! Your turn! Smile We want to hear your ideas. Wink

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Wow thats quite a response...

Sticky Fingers Casino - I like this one. It conjures up mental images of rib-munching patrons going back to the tables from the buffet without washing their hands. Though I'm not sure if that says more about me than the casino itself?!?!? +5 CLchips.

Mustard Dump Casino. That just sounds painful. I have a tagline for it ... Mustard Dump Casino - hot on the way in, hot on the way out. +5 CLchips.

The Asthmatic Koala - sounds like the Loco Panda inspired you on this one. No chips for that I'm afraid though!

Casino Uranus (inspired by Planet 7, lol) - so obvious and yet so funny. I admit I laughed lol +5 CLchips.

Reach for the Stars Casino - reminded me of "Yes We Can Casino" which was around a few years ago. For real! Needless to say it didn't last long.

Keep em coming.

Yay! Thanks for the chips, CL-Ed. This is a fun contest. I love reading everyone's casino names. I wonder if you are really going to start your own casino and you are really looking for some good names, lmbo! Wink

Sticky Fingers IS funny! I always carry my antibacterial gel when I am touching all those machines. lol

Oh, and your tagline for Mustard Dump is just too good. Tongue

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14 March 2012 - 2:24am
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Thanks CL-Ed for the chips. This has been fun and I've enjoyed reading the other suggestions. Hope, I had to laugh at Promises, Promises.

Slim- your last few words here had me laughing (The Good Silver Oak Casino- "We won't rip you off, we swear!" )

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14 March 2012 - 3:28am
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Ok... here's my Top 3 Crazy Casinos:

Spin O' Hole Casino ( ya know what I'm talking about here..?)

Joy Luck Club Casino (title from the movie I've seen... and no... not the x-rated version but you must be 18+ to get in..!)

iBetcha Casino ( letter " i" is overrated nowadays and so does Ubetcha.. lol )

You guys... all your entries are humorous and interesting!

Y'all take care.. =^. .^=

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14 March 2012 - 5:43am
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oppsy.. I forgot this one big time!

Mug Shot Casino, The (you don't need to send/fax back those ludicrous important documents.. bwahaha!)

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14 March 2012 - 6:03am
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Ubetcha, those are funny. Smile

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14 March 2012 - 4:31pm
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A few more:

The Angry Dwarf
Hoosier Daddy Casino (For those basketball fans enjoying the college tournament going on)
The Dirty Slot (Inappropriate? Sure!)

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14 March 2012 - 7:20pm
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A few more:

The Angry Dwarf
Hoosier Daddy Casino (For those basketball fans enjoying the college tournament going on)
The Dirty Slot (Inappropriate? Sure!)

Hoosier Daddy.....lol....this is funny. The Dirty Slot reminds me of Naughty or Nice.

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15 March 2012 - 5:18am
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Some more:

Liar, Liar Casino (inspired by Hope777 on her Promises, Promises Casino)

Get Me Out From Here Casino (when you're stuck from Stinky Fingers Casino.. lol)

iDunno Casino (those fine print casino rules are misleading..eh?)

Nada Cashflow Casino (Nada in Spanish means "Nothing"....apparently this casino is broke!)

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15 March 2012 - 7:19am
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Always Win Casino
Spin With Us Casino
Pants On Fire Casino
Slots And Chips Casino

lol

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15 March 2012 - 6:33pm
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These are all too funny. Pants on Fire has me loling for some reason. haha!

The Dirty Slot: what a pay on words there!

Mug Shot casino is great, too, well they all are!

Fun thread! Smile

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15 March 2012 - 7:34pm
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Someone has probably already said this but for an all round casino offering every angle and with a good reputation for a fun experience and generous payouts I would go for:

"The G Spot"

(....g as in gambling of course... Smile

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Someone has probably already said this but for an all round casino offering every angle and with a good reputation for a fun experience and generous payouts I would go for:

"The G Spot"

(....g as in gambling of course... Smile

Ha ha yellowboots, I'm sure many women will love that name. The G Spot...putting more feeling into gambling. lol

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Heheh I like the G Spot. Casino that is. er yeah. I'll just shut up and award you 5 CLchips.

There's actually a real GCasino. Not sure what they were aiming for though.

And someone said Spin and Win? We're actually reviewing that one at the moment!

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