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Here's your chance to show off your creativity to win some CLchips. We've all seen some weird, wacky, and just plain dumb casino names. I want to see who can come up with their own name for a casino. It has to be either funny, clever, ironic, or absolutely mental. If I judge it worthy I'll reward you with CLchips!
Now in the real world there are plenty of lame ones out there that use seemingly random combinations of the words Vegas, Lucky, Gold, Seven, and Red. But it takes something special to come up with an insane name that leaves the visitor thinking "why?".
If you need inspiration, and want to see the depths that real casino owners have already plumbed, here are some that have already been done for real (yes really)...
- Shark Casino (yeah, as if I'm going to deposit my money there)
- Simon Says Casino (a true WTF)
- Loco Panda Casino (this one is just mental)
- Pink Lady Casino (is she sunburnt? or an apple?)
- Gold Stream Casino (I can see what they were shooting for here but it just sounds gross)
- Ministering Angel Casino (another W. T. F.)
- Bet Cave (its like the Bat Cave but you can bet! geddit? oh...)
- Roulette69 (I have concerns the people running this may not be 18 yet)
- Casino Lunch (the one that inspired this very thread)
Can you do better? Or should that be worse?
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CL-Ed 
StaffHow about the Loco Dorito Taco Casino? Not only is it outrageously stupid, but every word ends in o which helps it roll off the tongue very nicely.
Or maybe not.
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Ubetcha 
True Playerbwa-hahahah! Got me teary eyed reading your funny comments above.. LMAO
Can I post only one entry or multiple..?
hope777 
Forum AngelOMGoodness, is this funny! I cannot believe that last one. Are these "really for real?" I have the same questions as Ubetcha. How many names are we allowed and how long before the contest ends?
I will be trying to think creatively while I wait for a response. lol
CL-Ed StaffAs many as you like. The more ridiculous and clever the better.
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LuckyMe Forum Angelhaha CL-Ed, those are funny, love the Loco Dorito Taco Casino one.
How about ....
Give Me All You Got Casino
Win Every Now and Then Casino
Loser Casino
We Don't Pay Casino (lol, reminds me of a few that have been mentioned here)
Bet Here, Pay Much Later Casino
Sticky Fingers Casino
Take A Gamble Casino
Lucky Everything Casino
You Win Big Time Casino
I will be back...........
hope777 Forum AngelThose are so funny, Lucky Me! hahaha! I will have to try to get my creative juices flowing tomorrow. I am dead tired and heading to bed. Thanks for the laugh! 🙂
LuckyMe Forum Angel 50Card Blackjack
We Win You Lose Casino........hahaha
hope777 Forum Angel50Card Blackjack
We Win You Lose Casino........hahaha
I guess that last one tells it like it really is, lol! 😉
barbadosslim93 Forum AngelMy submissions:
Loser's Cove- "Where even loser's can be winners!"
Mustard Dump Casino- (I can't think of a tagline, just typed the first two words that popped in my head)
The Asthmatic Koala- (Just another random one)
The Good Silver Oak Casino- "We won't rip you off, we swear!"
I could make a living coming up with stupid names!
hope777 Forum Angel The Check is in the Mail Casino
Bella Loco Casino
LosersRUs Casino
Reach for the Stars Casino
Casino Uranus (inspired by Planet 7, lol)
Frito Bandito Casino
Don't call us We will call you Casino
hope777 Forum Angel Lady Luscious Casino
Man Chance Casino (male version of Lady Luck, lol)
Chuck E. Cheese Casino
Pink Party Penguin Casino
No Withdrawal Casino
The Deposit Only Casino
hope777 Forum AngelHow about......(one that just popped into my mind)....
Casino Royale PITA (lol!).
Or spell it out for Casino Royale Pain in the A....
Promises, Promises Casino
Pink Panther Casino
Purple Nurple Casino lol!
I am going crazy here, lol!
hope777 Forum Angel Rinky Dinky Casino
Black Cat Casino
Alley Oops! Casino
Okay. Promise I am done.....for now. 😉
hope777 Forum AngelMy submissions:
Loser's Cove- "Where even loser's can be winners!"
Mustard Dump Casino- (I can't think of a tagline, just typed the first two words that popped in my head)
The Asthmatic Koala- (Just another random one)
The Good Silver Oak Casino- "We won't rip you off, we swear!"I could make a living coming up with stupid names!
LOL! A GOOD Silver Oak Casino? lmbo! I love the koala with asthma and the mustard dump is pretty darn random, lol. Think of a ketchup or salsa one to go with it? lol
Great names, B'Slim! 🙂 Did you finally find your calling? lol!
LuckyMe Forum Angel WinaSecond Casino
WinaYear Casino
Lots of Winners Casino
Play and Win Casino
My Casino Is Better Than Your Casino Casino
Bet More Win More Casino
that's it for now. I see some funny names above me.
CL-Ed StaffWow thats quite a response...
Sticky Fingers Casino - I like this one. It conjures up mental images of rib-munching patrons going back to the tables from the buffet without washing their hands. Though I'm not sure if that says more about me than the casino itself?!?!? +5 CLchips.
Mustard Dump Casino. That just sounds painful. I have a tagline for it ... Mustard Dump Casino - hot on the way in, hot on the way out. +5 CLchips.
The Asthmatic Koala - sounds like the Loco Panda inspired you on this one. No chips for that I'm afraid though!
Casino Uranus (inspired by Planet 7, lol) - so obvious and yet so funny. I admit I laughed 😂 +5 CLchips.
Reach for the Stars Casino - reminded me of "Yes We Can Casino" which was around a few years ago. For real! Needless to say it didn't last long.
Keep em coming.
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hope777 Forum Angelbwa-hahahah! Got me teary eyed reading your funny comments above.. LMAO
Can I post only one entry or multiple..?
Come on, Ubetcha! Your turn! 🙂 We want to hear your ideas. 😉
hope777 Forum AngelWow thats quite a response...
Sticky Fingers Casino - I like this one. It conjures up mental images of rib-munching patrons going back to the tables from the buffet without washing their hands. Though I'm not sure if that says more about me than the casino itself?!?!? +5 CLchips.
Mustard Dump Casino. That just sounds painful. I have a tagline for it ... Mustard Dump Casino - hot on the way in, hot on the way out. +5 CLchips.
The Asthmatic Koala - sounds like the Loco Panda inspired you on this one. No chips for that I'm afraid though!
Casino Uranus (inspired by Planet 7, lol) - so obvious and yet so funny. I admit I laughed 😂 +5 CLchips.
Reach for the Stars Casino - reminded me of "Yes We Can Casino" which was around a few years ago. For real! Needless to say it didn't last long.
Keep em coming.
Yay! Thanks for the chips, CL-Ed. This is a fun contest. I love reading everyone's casino names. I wonder if you are really going to start your own casino and you are really looking for some good names, lmbo! 😉
Sticky Fingers IS funny! I always carry my antibacterial gel when I am touching all those machines. lol
Oh, and your tagline for Mustard Dump is just too good. 😜
LuckyMe Forum AngelThanks CL-Ed for the chips. This has been fun and I've enjoyed reading the other suggestions. Hope, I had to laugh at Promises, Promises.
Slim- your last few words here had me laughing (The Good Silver Oak Casino- "We won't rip you off, we swear!" )
Ubetcha True PlayerOk... here's my Top 3 Crazy Casinos:
Spin O' Hole Casino ( ya know what I'm talking about here..?)
Joy Luck Club Casino (title from the movie I've seen... and no... not the x-rated version but you must be 18+ to get in..!)
iBetcha Casino ( letter " i" is overrated nowadays and so does Ubetcha.. 😂 )
You guys... all your entries are humorous and interesting!
Ubetcha True Playeroppsy.. I forgot this one big time!
Mug Shot Casino, The (you don't need to send/fax back those ludicrous important documents.. bwahaha!)
LuckyMe Forum AngelUbetcha, those are funny. 🙂
Spin and Win Casino
Sit and Win Casino
barbadosslim93 Forum AngelA few more:
The Angry Dwarf
Hoosier Daddy Casino (For those basketball fans enjoying the college tournament going on)
The Dirty Slot (Inappropriate? Sure!)
LuckyMe Forum AngelA few more:
The Angry Dwarf
Hoosier Daddy Casino (For those basketball fans enjoying the college tournament going on)
The Dirty Slot (Inappropriate? Sure!)
Hoosier Daddy.....lol....this is funny. The Dirty Slot reminds me of Naughty or Nice.
Ubetcha True PlayerSome more:
Liar, Liar Casino (inspired by Hope777 on her Promises, Promises Casino)
Get Me Out From Here Casino (when you're stuck from Stinky Fingers Casino.. lol)
iDunno Casino (those fine print casino rules are misleading..eh?)
Nada Cashflow Casino (Nada in Spanish means "Nothing"....apparently this casino is broke!)
LuckyMe Forum Angel Always Win Casino
Spin With Us Casino
Pants On Fire Casino
Slots And Chips Casino
lol
hope777 Forum AngelThese are all too funny. Pants on Fire has me loling for some reason. haha!
The Dirty Slot: what a pay on words there!
Mug Shot casino is great, too, well they all are!
Fun thread! 🙂
yellowboots 
Card SharkSomeone has probably already said this but for an all round casino offering every angle and with a good reputation for a fun experience and generous payouts I would go for:
"The G Spot"
(....g as in gambling of course... 🙂
LuckyMe Forum AngelSomeone has probably already said this but for an all round casino offering every angle and with a good reputation for a fun experience and generous payouts I would go for:
"The G Spot"
(....g as in gambling of course... 🙂
Ha ha yellowboots, I'm sure many women will love that name. The G Spot...putting more feeling into gambling. lol
CL-Ed StaffHeheh I like the G Spot. Casino that is. er yeah. I'll just shut up and award you 5 CLchips.
There's actually a real GCasino. Not sure what they were aiming for though.
And someone said Spin and Win? We're actually reviewing that one at the moment!
yellowboots
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