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21 April 2011 - 5:24pm

The higher intelligence calls an emergency meeting......whats going on with the US ambush of online poker gambling!

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Reports just coming in........The higher intelligence calls an emergency meeting!

Commenced at 8am sharp this morning the head commander calls a special meeting. The topic of discussion - The recent ambush by the FBI on the online poker domains.

The Feds put a lock down on US players and serves hefty fines to the operators for not abiding by the UIGEA. The second officer in command says "serves them right for not following the laws set down by this Super Power"! The other members of the committee cheer on the response.

The chief commander confused by the recent actions ceases all conversation and bellows "SILENCE"! Clearly he is confused by the recent affairs. He pulls out of list and begins to read.........

Poker sites that were seized by the FBI are highly televised on American television. Profits from these shows estimated in the millions. American players became heroes of the poker world through these telecasts and actively played online.

These poker sites are sponsors in the biggest poker events in the world at land based casinos in the US.

The Feds in a moment of compassion for the commoners allow them to go back to the very sites they seized to collect their wins.

The committee looks around at each other in state of confusion. In a unanimous vote it is determined that the powers over fellow earthlings and the UIGEA is a mockery.

As they orbit earth one more time they look down and marvel at how they are light years away from earth bound humanoids.

lol lol lol lol lol lol

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21 April 2011 - 11:39pm

"higher intelligence" indeed! lol

I was half expecting the supreme commander to start complaining about how he can't play poker online anymore!

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