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Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?
Would you like to spin now, or spin later?
Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.
Shall I make a deposit?
You can play with my chips anytime.
No, that isn't a deuce in my pocket.
Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.
You know what they say about men with 21?
I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.
Ah, how romantic!
Looooool, Savannah! Such a great topic! Please share more, I loved these ones!
Just a tiny contribution:
"It's spin time, baby!"
"Would you please pull this handle for me?"
Apart from being sexy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?
I'd like to name a slot machine after you.
I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.
Hahahhaha I love them pick up lines!! And the worse part of all they would probably work on me!!
... resisting the urge to say something about slots...
Anyway ... sit down at the blackjack table and say I'm not actually this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet
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"I’ll ante up if you’ll go down" worked on me...oops
Hey baby ... my love for you is like diarrhea.. i just can't hold it back any longer
Oh Ed! That is absolutely irresistible!
You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!
lmbo! These are too funny. My brain is in "duh" mode today, so nothing to contribute, but I sure enjoyed reading these!
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of the things, and no good thing ever dies.
These are just to funny
Can you give me directions...to your bankroll?
Can I spin your roulette wheel?
You have to go "all in" to win baby!
If i were a deck of cards i would want to be an ace in the hole.
Hahahahahaha, you guys are hilarious! Please stop, my stomach is beginning to hurt!
Close your eyes, cross your fingers and pull my handle for a jackpot win!
You wanna low-roll my high card?
LMAO good one
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