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16 January 2011 - 1:42pm

Pick Up Lines For a Gambler

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Nice dice!
Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?
Would you like to spin now, or spin later?
Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.
Shall I make a deposit?
You can play with my chips anytime.
No, that isn't a deuce in my pocket.
Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.
You know what they say about men with 21?
I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.

Ah, how romantic! Red Rose

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16 January 2011 - 11:25pm
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Looooool, Savannah! Such a great topic! Please share more, I loved these ones!

Just a tiny contribution:

"It's spin time, baby!" Wink
"Would you please pull this handle for me?" lol

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17 January 2011 - 11:05am
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Thanks Cat!

Apart from being sexy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?
I'd like to name a slot machine after you.
I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.

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18 January 2011 - 1:14am
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Hahahhaha I love them pick up lines!! And the worse part of all they would probably work on me!!

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18 January 2011 - 1:31pm
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... resisting the urge to say something about slots...
Devil

Anyway ... sit down at the blackjack table and say I'm not actually this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet

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18 January 2011 - 1:32pm
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"I’ll ante up if you’ll go down" worked on me...oops Blush

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19 January 2011 - 10:41pm
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lol

Hey baby ... my love for you is like diarrhea.. i just can't hold it back any longer

Sick

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22 January 2011 - 9:27am
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Oh Ed! That is absolutely irresistible!

How bout....
You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!

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23 January 2011 - 5:39pm
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lmbo! These are too funny. My brain is in "duh" mode today, so nothing to contribute, but I sure enjoyed reading these! Smile

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25 January 2011 - 5:39am
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These are just to funny

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31 January 2011 - 10:21am
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Can you give me directions...to your bankroll?

Can I spin your roulette wheel?

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5 February 2011 - 1:55pm
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You have to go "all in" to win baby!

If i were a deck of cards i would want to be an ace in the hole.

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5 February 2011 - 2:40pm
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Hahahahahaha, you guys are hilarious! Please stop, my stomach is beginning to hurt! lol

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13 April 2011 - 1:12pm
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Close your eyes, cross your fingers and pull my handle for a jackpot win!

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14 April 2011 - 1:15am
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You wanna low-roll my high card?

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14 April 2011 - 10:17am
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LMAO good one

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