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13 December 2011 - 3:29am

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Has anyone here ever had funny answers from live help at online casinos?

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13 December 2011 - 6:57pm
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LOL, well I bet some people have had some frustrating or maddening answers from live help. Fortunately, for me, so far, I have had fairly good communication when I have needed live help.

However, I just thought of one as I was typing. I was snail-mailed a coupon code to try out a casino. I tried to check it out, enter it (after checking reviews here, first, of course), and it would not work. Calling live help! I told them the problem and they said it was mailed to me "by mistake." However, I could certainly deposit some money and get the "match bonuses," and they displayed all the wonderful deposit match bonuses on the screen. lol I told them I thought it was strange that they would pay to mail me a "mistake," but I let it go and moved on. Not really funny, "haha," but seemed like a big waste of time on both sides.

Great topic, Lucky1! Smile

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13 December 2011 - 8:49pm
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TY hehehehe

the funniest answer i got went like this.....

Hi, can you tell me when i can expect my withdrawal to be processed? ( me)

( answer) . I'm done, i have to go to bed!!!!!! Anything else i can help you with?

no ty am not going to bed with you!!! ( me)

POOF lol lol can u believe it?

hehehehehe lol

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13 December 2011 - 11:52pm
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Sort of funny is when you contact support for one casino and they mention the wrong casino name when chatting with you. That's when you know some casinos are connected or sharing support staff. This happens quite often when we do reviews. And then when you ask them about it they always deny it. Weird.

Not so much funny but one thing I absolutely hate is when they get all patronising and start calling you by your name at the end of every sentence. This has happened a few times a long time ago when I have played at casinos that did not make their terms clear or did not even show them to me before I won on a bonus, then they tried to deny me my legitimate winnings.

"You agreed to the terms, Ed" ... "Our terms are clear Ed" ... "You broke our T&Cs Ed". When I get that sort of response, forget instant messenger, I wish there was an instant punchenger so I could hit a big red button and slap the muppet across the face! Casino CS reps: I am not your friend and you don't know me, so don't call me by my first name like I am either a naughty child or your best friend. It is infuriating.

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14 December 2011 - 1:43am
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GOOD 1 !!!!! i'm lol cause it's so true..

Can you get me a punchenger? It's Hilarious ED ( oops)

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17 December 2011 - 1:41am
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Lucky1 wrote:

TY hehehehe

the funniest answer i got went like this.....

Hi, can you tell me when i can expect my withdrawal to be processed? ( me)

( answer) . I'm done, i have to go to bed!!!!!! Anything else i can help you with?

no ty am not going to bed with you!!! ( me)

POOF lol lol can u believe it?

hehehehehe lol

LOL, you ARE on a roll, Lucky1, aren't you? haha! Reminds me a bit of when I was in Mexico, and I asked the bartender for a "Sex on the Beach." He stated he did not know how to make that, but would I consider, "Sex on the Bar?" lol

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17 December 2011 - 1:42am
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"You agreed to the terms, Ed" ... "Our terms are clear Ed" ... "You broke our T&Cs Ed". When I get that sort of response, forget instant messenger, I wish there was an instant punchenger so I could hit a big red button and slap the muppet across the face! Casino CS reps: I am not your friend and you don't know me, so don't call me by my first name like I am either a naughty child or your best friend. It is infuriating.

OMGoodness, you have me LMBO tonight, Ed. You honestly DO, Ed. You are way too funny, Ed. I love that you wrote, "punchenger," and "slap the muppet," Ed! Won't you be my best friend, Ed? Wink

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18 December 2011 - 12:50pm
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Aaaagagahhh my head exploded! You guys know how to push my buttons!

I'm off to invent instant punchenger. I'm thinking a big red boxing glove plugged into a pc using USB.

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18 December 2011 - 2:27pm
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OMG, wish i had the nerve to tell them off, please ED can we use your PUNCHENGER from now on? and how do we download it? HAHAHAHAHAHA lol ( just joking)

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30 December 2011 - 3:14am
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Aaaagagahhh my head exploded! You guys know how to push my buttons!

I'm off to invent instant punchenger. I'm thinking a big red boxing glove plugged into a pc using USB.

Sorry, Ed, but I just could not resist that one. I promise to never do it again. Do you believe me? Wink

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30 December 2011 - 10:55am
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Er ... no!

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31 December 2011 - 3:30am
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Er ... no!

Oh, come on, ED! Don't be so darn cynical. Have a little faith! You know how sweet and innocent and honest I am. lol Wink

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